The unpleasantries of last Thursday evening have been rapidly resolved…thanks to the quick actions of Tommy O’Neal and his investigative team of inebriated Dagos ..
Security surveillance successfully solved the mystery of who stole the Pump-Jack…?
A packed house of defiant Squares eagerly awaited the arrival of neighboring victims at Five @ Five , to witness the proud display sitting in its righteous place at the north end of Doc’s Bar…
There it was …for all the world to see… entered as evidence to the superior skills of diversionary tactics often employed by East German Immigrants..
Several theories of how the illusive pump-jack came to rest at Doc’s were entered into evidence.. Persuasive stories were told with straight faces… alternate explanations were offered in earnest… theatrical gestures introduced into Kangaroo Court..
Until….. Tom’s surveillance video was wired up to the Lap Top projector.. the Squares grew silent for an instant , before solemn faces burst into boisterous laughter in the court room..
While Tom was basking in his moment of victory , the unrelenting Squares defiantly stole his sack of to-go Chicken-Wings..right from under his nose..
He who laughs LAST , laughs LOUDEST.. Tom went to bed hungry , but with his stolen pump jack close at hand…all’s well the ends well..
Mark another “W” in the Square column.. this saga ain’t over yet..