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Archive for October, 2012

Tricks and Treats ….

 Trick or Treat adventures begin in earnest just minutes from now .. Hob-Goblins and spooks cover the streets and sidewalks with no thought of moving cars or street crossings … Please be careful while traveling your town …unless of course you reside in Bowie where they celebrated Halloween last Saturday night .. Yeah I know , insanity right ?…. Why not change Christmas to the week-end , or better yet move it to the Spring when weather is traditionally far better ? Those folks in Bowie are strange , case in point … David Wise …Hoot Meekins ..Rick Wolsey…Charles Tyson …. just read the phone book !

   Don’t forget to take your trick’er treaters to Tommy O’Neals Hilton on Fenotee road … he’s handing out ten-dollar bills featuring an autographed picture of Obama …in alli we trust on the reverse side …

 If junk cars are needed to stack Bra-Dee Oil’s company office , you’ll find a bounty of cadavers at Whiner’s Wrecking Yard …

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 Obama has got six days left to close Guantanamo …six days to become transparent …six days to become the bipartisan leader he promised in 08 ….six days to get unemployment below 8%….six days to lower the national debt …..six days to present a bipartisan budget … Six days , six promises …He needs to get busy … Vote Romney/Ryan in 2012 …

                My name is Lyndon O’Neal and I approve this factual message !

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One more week

Seven days makes one weak …when it marks the time left til the presidential eviction notice …VOTE ROMNEY …and do it often !

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Sandy footprint ….

 Hurricane Sandy’s assault.. …rising tides …deadly winds …isolated fires …flooded streets and homes …ocean surges ….floating debris ..fallen trees …collapsed buildings …power outages …record snows….failed transportation …flooded cars and lost lives …

  Humanity’s response …..first responders …charitable shelters …survival searches …volunteer doctors and nurses …ambulance assistance …air rescues …emergency food distribution….helpful neighbors…spiritual council …shared transportation …evacuation assistance …volunteer fire protection …civic concern…volunteer utility workers ….selfless contributions…. incalculable compassion and countless lives saved ..

  Humanity won as Sandy slowly fades from radar …love and brotherhood surfaces in the aftermath… God bless all who suffered …God bless all who continue to offer help …One Nation Under God !

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View from Noble Road …

 The distant smoke billows from Tom’s unlicensed burn-pit …He’s destroying all traces of physical propaganda surrounding Obama’s ill-fated campaign …bumper stickers …campaign signs …printed e-mails from Hillary …autographed pictures of Joe Biden.. and the infamous registered thank-you card from Laura Bush …

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Presidential Prevost …

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The Union wait-staff at Prime-Cut Steakhouse of Montague has scheduled a walk-out protest for Saturday night …In unison , they refuse to show up for work citing differing conflicts in social-life scheduling …

  Tom’s passive approach to restaurant management has left him HELP less ..,He now scrambles for four  (50/250’s ) to shadow disappointed customers on Saturday night ..

    He has lowered his sickle considerable since the strict hiring practices of years past ..no more height or weight stipulations ,  no more hour-glass silhouette requirements …all he checks now is their pulse …

  If you order a cold brew and ribs and later an unfamiliar waitress brings a quart of Vodka and a BLT , that goes to Herky’s table …just be patient , by process of elimination your request will eventually come ..

   Remember these charitable gals crossed a boycott picket line to rescue Tom from pending bankruptcy ..Leave an appropriate tip ..

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