woody is taking early retirement from the big-bank….some say it’s to spend more time with winney… some say it’s due to the troubled economy and c.e.o. salary caps imposed by the obama administration… some say it’s because under-studies like mr.coffee two , hoot meekins , and that oklahoma loan officer have extended a line of credit to friends with no possible hope of ever making restitution….
personally , i believe he never recovered fully from his impromptu attendance at grumpy and sharon’s wedding….anyone recalling that simple yet romantic ceremony may have memories of the gala event … relaxed fall evening… comfortable setting…. glowing fireplace and sweet domestic wine…
tony and bert seated with winney and woody just a few feet from the warmth of the hearth…. sipping on long stem glasses of vintage wine , when for no apparent reason a huge explosion took place in the fireplace… smoke and embers flew onto startled guests.. it was pandemonium…
woody , a seasoned viet-nam vet , thought he had experienced an incoming round…. a missile shot….. a flash-back to combat… he dove for the ground with total disregard for the shoulder surgery just days before…. spilled winnie’s wine in the process of seeking shelter under their center-stage table….
when the panic subsided and order was re-established….it was sheepishly revealed that chipper had thrown several fire-crackers in the fire place while grumpy and sharon were exchanging vows…
woody emerged from his makeshift bomb shelter , but obviously failed to find humor in the juvenile antics at the red-neck wedding…. he’s never returned to the low-budget wedding chapel to this good day ….
banker woodal took it well … exhibited monumental restraint… i know he wanted to choke someone , or at least call in their note ! but he was a gracious guest , and un-intended victim of chipper’s warped sense of wedding entertainment….and for that i wish him well in retirement or relocation , what ever his future holds…. he and winnie are good folks and we are thankful for the time they spent in our midst….good luck ! …. is my payment past due ?
woody’s having a retirement party today from nine til two , at the corporate headquarters…. grab goob gray and make an appearance…. free crispy creams and star-bucks from the bunn-o-matic perculator of mr. coffee number two…. give woody the proper send-off , but leave the fire-works at home….he don’t play them games !
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