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Archive for January, 2013

Ironic Indeed…

TOP-10 “ONLY IN AMERICA” OBSERVATIONS – BY A CANADIAN*

1) Only in America could the rich people – who pay 86% of all income taxes – be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.

2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal work-force is black while only 12% of the population is black.

3) Only in America could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4) Only in America can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5) Only in America would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just ‘magically’ become American citizens.

6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”

7) Only in America could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.

10) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

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Mystery in Mayberry …

  Seattle :

The ” End of the Ages ” is very near …..Gomer Pyle married a man..

   Jim Nabors and Stan (the man ) got married in a Seattle motel after only 38 years of leap-frog courtship .. Stan’s 64 , the bride is pushing 82 ( no pun intended )

  The motel desk-clerk failed to mention if the bride wore white , or how long the honeymooners would be checked in , before returning to their happy home in Hawaii ..

   Nothing is as it seems on the surface anymore….including the straight-laced appearance of Mayberry….. Aunt Bea can’t beleive the news !

    It will now be even more fun to watch past episodes of Andy , knowing that Gomer is NOT just acting stupid , he’s also sleeping with a dude …maybe he has a future in the Boy Scouts huh ?

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Ft. Hood assassin ..

Nidal Hasan’s defense attorney is scrambling to cut a deal … Nidal will plead guilty in exchange for removing the death penalty from his certain conviction … Even the Defense lawyer finds Hasan’s actions indefensible ..and on request from his cowardess defendant , Hasan wishes to escape the penalty he mercilessly dispensed to unarmed soldiers on November 5th 2009 …

  How ironic …. the disciple of death chooses life for himself !… He has lived his life as an Islamic coward and now faces death in the same manner ..  I find the bearded Muslim equally as despicable as his evil deeds …May God have mercy on his undeserving soul , and may the Military judge deny his plea bargain attempt !

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Canned kindness

 There’s a guy in the Montague area whom I won’t name for fear of violating his privacy.. but he has repeatedly been a serious donor of canned goods to Christ Can Food Bank of Montague …He unexpectedly brought 300 pounds of canned vegetables to our modest facility again today …

   I just want my readers to know , despite all the tragedy and evil displayed in our modern world , there is still unsolicited kindness and goodwill in the hearts of man… and I just wanted to emphasize the fact that without folks like this generous neighbor and the faithful who donate cash or checks , Christ Can Food Bank would be far less charitable in scope and quantity for the needy , and far less pleasurable for me .. …Thanks to ALL who support Christ Can’s effort in Montague ..

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Gold Rush ….

 Attention history buffs and coin collectors …. Montague County Historical Commission has a limited number of brilliant coins available for sale , to commemorate 100 years of conducting business in our current Court House …

  The coin is the approximate size of a silver dollar , gold in color , and features our stately courthouse complete with the original dome…embosed with the significant dates 1913-2013

  The opposite side features a close-up depiction of the dome and embossed lettering ( 100 Years )

  These limited edition coins are presently available at the Montague County Museum in the Old Jail in Montague for a modest donation of $5 .. .. for further details contact Max Brown or Paulette Fenoglio …

   These beautiful coins won’t last long  … Avoid the disappointment of depleted stock , get yours now at the Museum in Montague ….

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Egyptians in F-16’s

 Morsi has armed military and tanks in the streets of Cairo ….trying to squelch resistance towards his ” Muslim Brotherhood ” takeover ….and our brilliant administration decides what Morsi needs is F-16 fighter jets .. ( giving him the same eventual option as used by al Assad in Syria to counter rebels in his streets )….

  Why does our government continue to deal with these Islamic idiots ? …Why do we continue to waste funds to enable the infidels , while America continues to decline ?…Perhaps some well-informed Obama supporter could enlighten me !

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Production potential …

 I wasted a portion of today’s chamber of commerce weather pruning peach trees and my massive wire-line vineyard … No Montague squatter is worth his weight in Mustang wine if he don’t tend the vines and fruit trees of our valued predecessors..

  Just six more months til the trucks from Mogan David arrive …though last years grape crop was consumed in a single chicken-salad sandwich , I remain optimistic that this could be the year of monumental production …

  I borrowed a scientific tactic from the East Texas State agricultural expert and viticulture  enthusiasts extraordinaire .. Ed Fenotee …

     Like him ,  I heaped mule-dung compost on each and every vine ..Not just any mule dung , but the dung of a mare mule that once pulled the single-tree harness of Chester Brown .. she ate nothing but sweet feed and produced extraordinary dung , rich in nitrogen and calcium and polyunsaturated fatty acids.. Nothing’s too good for my vineyard ..

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