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the athiest prayer

   those politically correct idiots on the left side of center are concerned that rick warren ,while offering the invocation at obama’s inaugural ceremonies , may pray in the name of Jesus…

   he’s a baptist preacher you band of losers… i doubt he’ll be praying in the name of rev.wright or tom cruise or ted turner or nancy pelosi or the spotted owl…. he’ll be praying in the name of Jesus… you can count on it ! , else he’s a fourteen carat fake like the rest of you hollywood scientologist freaks…

    get used to the idea… Jesus himself said , no one comes to the Father except through Me…. a prayer offered up under any other name reaches no higher than self inflated egos of secular agnostics..

   it’s still one nation under God… and order to make a request or praise of Him , you must talk to Jesus… He’s our mediator… else you may as well be talking to some politically correct dude in california…

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big three’s broke !

  when all the talk first began about a bail-out for the big three , i thought they were talking about big-o , chipper , and tommy o’neal… they’re the biggest three i know… possibly pete horton in there somewhere.. and Lord knows they’d accept a bail-out check  , even if it was written on republican bank….

    you can imagine how shocked i was to learn they were talking about  ford , chrysler , and gm… they’ve been around for ever ! how could it take 85 years to go broke ?  ….henry ford would be spinning like the button on the out-house door  if he knew what retired assemly line workers draw…

     since the self inflicted reallignment i have failed to notice any marked decline in the number of car commercials on the other big three.. nbc , cbs , and abc….. car makers are still advertising as though the boom was on…spending millions of charity tax dollars to encourage patrons to purchase a car from a company that is financially inept…still funneling fortunes to the retired u.a.w. pension fund and paying executives like postal workers…

   what about the tens of millions given to tiger woods for sixty second endorsements of buick.. guess he’ll be throwing his clubs in the back of a nissan on the next tour…or riding a private jet thanks to g.m.’s generous compensation…

   like tommy o’neal once told me… you can’t take that stuff with you… may as well enjoy it before brady gets it…..

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non-denomination

   i know how much ed enjoys and anticipates all my religious and political blogs , and due to the fact that i have’nt posted one in some time , i feel compelled to reassure all my readers that i have not given ground to the more secular observers of this opinionated blog..or faded into an agnostic state…

  today’s  topic is denomination… or the lack of it !… in my humble opinion , i believe that one’s denomination is merely a fine tuning of a basic faith.. find a denomination that most closely aligns it’s beliefs with yours and run with it… provided that their primary belief is founded in Jesus Christ and the trinity..the virgin birth..death , burial , and resurrection for atonement of our sins….

  their will undoubtedly be multiple denominational believers as well as non-denominational believers in heaven…Catholics.. Methodists… Church of Christs.. Messianic Jews , Christian church members and even a few Baptists and independents…provided they have been born again…have accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior.. died to their own flesh and invited Christ into their heart as a permanent resident…

   this is not rocket science.. it’s a simple plan for eternal salvation… for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son , that whosoever believeth on Him , shall not perish but have everlasting life….

   says nothing about any denomination.. does’nt mention a particular church membership or a group of works required to obtain salvation.. does’nt  mention any preconceived limited number of recipients or political or social requirements… it says whosoever.. and believe on Him…

   why would any Jethro miss the boat on judgement day ?… failure to believe is the only reason…

   confess Me before man and i will confess you before My Father…it’s child-like faith in Jesus.. it’s salvation for dummies… today is the day of salvation… it’s free , it’s now , it’s eternal.. no waiting period , no payment plan , no cancellation , no limit of benefits.. just believe !

   what say you ?

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  news media and critics of george w. are quick to condemn israel’s response to palastinian rockets being fired into israel..and condem  bush for his lack of response to israels air attacks…

    i think w’s reaction is the proper one… he’s in crawford , far from the politically correct congress … minding his own business and allowing israel to decide what their proper response should be. it’s not our job to dictate foreign policy to israel… it’s our job to support israel in whatever they decide is appropriate… they’re the only ally we have in that war torn middle east…

   our nation supports israel…. we sold them the planes they’re using to knock down aggression by hamas… rockets being fired from real-estate that israel gave the palastinians in an effort to appease them years ago… bush initiated and supported the cease fire that hamas has chosen to ignore…

   hamas is not interested in a truce or co-existence or peace… their sole mission in life is to exterminate israel and the u.s. as well..

   our job is to pray for peace in israel , and support them in their effort to defend their own people..

   part of their current problem is listening to advise and pressure from the u.s. to relinquish land to the palastinians to start with…

   if mexico was firing rockets into texas , demanding real estate within the texas borders , and extermination of all texans… what would you suggest… more talk ? .,..more diplomatic conversation ? or military action ?

   israel is being criticized for over reaction… unequal retaliation for small rocket fire… what was america’s reaction to pearl harbor , somewhat unequal would’nt you say ? …it’s not tit for tat.. it’s the attempted extermination of the original nation of israel and their God given right to defend themselves against evil attack…

    pray for israel and quit trying to run their business… we’ve got our hands full right here at home…and they are quite capable of defending their own turf… remember the six-day war ?

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numerous suspects

   chipper has contacted the lame-duck sheriff in an effort to establish the true identity of the illegal fencing operation currently conducting business on his border…their only hard evidence is the prater cap and a couple of snipes found at the scene….  repair materials are similar to the same type used by earn emberson in his historic hog operation back in the late fifties.. ( crooked post and rusty wire )

    chipper is anxious to discover who the good Samaritan was so he can give him a generous portion of the five million dollar selling price for the timely and sightly fence repair… however , i have reason to believe that his apparent generosity is only a ploy to smoke the perpetrators from their undisclosed location…( laying behind the log ).

   if chipper is offering up cash , there is an ulterior motive … like prosecution or clean-up charges.. warrants or citations… impending litigation or roy d. mercer restitution for damages…

    just remain silent henley , he’ll never suspect that you and joe pickle did the deed… despite your traveling that road twice daily and extensive roustabout experience building fences….and easy access to needed materials from little dannies junk pile….

   he already has a preconceived notion as to who the party may have been .. and his historic condition of tunnel vision combined with titanium cranium , he’ll never suspect you would stoop such skulduggery… just remain silent , this too shall pass…

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five wire fence

  back a few weeks ago , we had a pretty hard freeze one morning… accompanied by some falling precept.. the road between montague and nocona glazed over in a few places..

   some poor unsuspecting soul was traveling south on their way to work , when they skidded out of control right by the the end of chipper international airport runway….  business picked up…. careened through chipper’s five wire fence just days before he was to close the sale on his five million dollar ranch…an obvious unsightly rat terd in the cream gravy…

   he could’nt finalize the fleecing til the fence was fixed… and it’s right before christmas…the real fence builders have all gone to mexico for christmas leaving chipper in a lurch..

   but not to worry… on christmas eve , some dear friend or lodge brother… obviously a professional fence builder… came to the rescue… reconstructed chipper’s fence to near new condition…almost unnoticeable repairs except for the four feet of slack , seasoned boisdiarc post and used hog-wire…

       some dear friend , at great personal expense and skilled manual labor..saved the real-estate deal just in time for christmas…the only clue to who could have done such a kind christmas deed was an unoccupied prather well digging cap found at the scene…

   chipper would certainly like to learn the true identity of the good samaritan so he can adequately compensate him for his vast experience and knowledge of fence repair….make it right so to speak !

    who says there’s no good neighbors left in montague county ? it’s good fence builders that no longer exist .

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birthday boy

  my old pal and companion.. the italian stallion… windy windmill man.. betsy’s big blunder , is celebrating his sixty second today… he’s old enough to retire but can’t jar his nose loose from the proverbial grindstone… destined to spend the remainder of his days conning the general public on second hand windmills and first hand bovine excrement…

   call him up at custom water , leave an extensive birthday greeting on his answering machine… he loves hearing from old friends and potential victims… tell’em the shortfellow sent you and get the full discount on your next windmill purchase… (2% financial adjustment)….as learned from the bull-dozer salesman…..

   betsy !… forget the cake and candles , we’re in a burn ban !..

      happy birthday ed…sorry no present , spent all my money on christmas for the poor people…catch ya next year !

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