august is on us , the heat continues to build , but relief is in sight… i’m not talking about september… the reprieve will be much sooner than that. this week end, sunday afternoon , is the annual tommy fenotee prime-cut appreciation festival…it’s a free-loaders dream come true..
you can beat the heat at the state park , listening to all those reflective tales from veteran drinkers and borderline outlaws that frequent the free watering hole and chow line..there’s an outside possibility you may get to personally meet the world renouned german square-head from muenster texas , herkie biffle , or the much blogged about beer drinkin judges daughter…you just never know who might show-up , then suite-up , to quinch their thirst and provide fodder for future blogs !
there will be non-stop red-neck entertainment… margaretta machines in the shade…live music by some local c&w band… horse troughs full of ice cold premium barley hops… a heart stopping stunt pilot to make your pulse race… tons of free groceries served buffet style under coy’s funeral-home tent…
i think tom said the gates open at four , but the party starts in earnest about six… you can rub elbows with the cream of the banking industry or their wine sippin better halves , or some local derelict on probation for beating his wife….they’ll all be there… the entire gammet of prominent pillars and social mis-fits… recovering alcoholics and t-totalers sitting side by side on the banks of o’neal lake…
it takes ranger scott a week to get ready for this annual gathering , and another week to clean up the rib-bones and aluminum cans…but it’s all time well spent…
if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to attend a party at the governors mansion , you’ll still be wondering this time next week cause it’s nothing like that. ……you won’t want to miss this social event , bring your lawn chair and a hearty appetite , your gonna need them both ! and perhaps a pair of hip-waders , it get’s pretty deep just before midnight ….