On the second day of Christmas , some stranger brought to me . Two quality round-bales of Coastal Hay , sitting beneath the tree …
Thorough investigation has miserably failed to establish collusion in the mystery surrounding the conundrum … however , tire impressions indicate it was someone driving a dually truck…
Here is where the plot thickens….. Ed claims sole responsibility for the charitable act , though he owns no such dually truck… He now says I owe him $200 for the unscheduled delivery , plus another forty for doubting his Masonic oath of honesty… I’m throwing a flag on his BS propaganda .. Fake News..
All possible leads have been exhausted .. including my Democrat neighbors and distant kin …. leaving only the kindhearted Krauts to the East as primary suspects….
The Trio of Ace Reed Longhorn poop-producers are highly appreciative… whomever heard their balling pleas… regardless of ethnic ties .. Italian or German in nature …
Ten bonus points given for presentation … placed end-to end … near the road , where all casual guests can easily witness the Goodness of East German Square-heads….. on full display … allowing this sinking ship to stay afloat for yet another thirty-days…. Spring Sales always do the best…