Modern Miracle

Thanks to recent advances in modern medicine , the “Red Ant” has been fully restored to former glory-days of a decade ago….. despite exhaustive pumping action during the Grand Opening Days of Daddy Sam’s..

Heart Specialist and Robotic Surgeries were vital to penetrate the stone cold exterior of Dan’s hardened heart … worn and tattered plumbing was replaced within his chest… full recovery has been immediately recognized by his peers… “Friends” have been restored to his vocabulary and to his down-town condominium ….  The modern marvel of masculinity has his stinger out once again.. The Red Ant is rekindling old friendships..

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Mystery Sports Writer…

Unidentified Dago taking notes at District Championship Game… Mentored by Tracy .. foreign to Spell-Check …  but rumored to be personal friends with Chico Cabrera and Donald Trump…

Something is FAKE here…. it ain’t just the news…

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Road Rage Revisited….

What began as a gleeful outing to the Nocona Basketball Playoff Game , came to an abrupt halt the moment I hit the power button for the passenger’s side window control…

Seems she inadvertent had he pinky finger resting on the partially downed window when I decided to close the pneumonia source… Bad error in judgement ..

Pneumonia would have been a God Send compared to the theatrics to follow.. I’d never seen the back side of her eye sockets before , nor heard the horrendous screams of a dying wolverine..

I can tell you first hand , she aired her grievances … with inappropriate adjectives and bold gestures of my obvious inattention and incompetence …plus a couple of unrehearsed passages from Ecclesiastes as reinforcement…

I saw an oil-field trucker blush as he passed by…. he saw my concern and felt empathy for the verbal abuse I was deservedly taking from a wounded woman..

I had no choice now , but to take her to Herd’s Burgers as a diversionary tactic .. two days before Valentines Day , to soothe the compound fracture in her pinky finger , and hopefully restore peace from the earth-shattering incident of impromptu Road Rage..

Sometimes , saying you’re sorry just don’t measure up.. It takes significant cash expenditures to heal broken bones and restore passive tranquility ..  Nothing says I’m sorry like a greasy burger from Herd’s…

 

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Fat Tuesday Celebration…

Most prominent Montague Mafia figures were in attendance at the  ” Big Ball” extravaganza.. including the second generation Ed and his prolific bride…

AND……… local oil baron Billy Henley accompanied by his main squeeze Beck…

Noteworthy observation… One wears a Black hat .. the other wears White.. both are borrowed from the cloak-room at the Veranda … Mooch wears either or….depending on his Mayoral mood ..

 

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Blanche Births Buster…

February 9 , 2019…. Blanche retreated to heavy underbrush and briars for private moment of intense labor and reward.. to birth of her son “Buster”.. Her first born son.. privileged to the surroundings most sought by Texas Longhorns… , unmolested Shenry ..

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Dash for Cash ..

Side Bar ….… Ed is pleading his case to the Honorable Judge Lewis during a recent break at County Court… attempting to draw a variance in established law.. begging to be exempted from “Imminent Domain” at his corner-lot commercial property in down-town Montague..  Ed’s trying to Parlay a $1,400 dollar initial investment into $100, 000.00 net profit …from local tax-payers at MISD,  for additional parking at the new Gymnasium..

I’m not totally familiar with court proceedings or Judicial protocol ,  but it appears to me the Judge is amazed by Ed’s Italian audacity..

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