Seriously…. Ed had a surprise Birthday Party last night at the Prime Cut .. I had a personal in-vite and I forgot all about it… Dang it !
It was a gala affair , sponsored financially by local cattleman and land baron ,Little Eddie… for Ed and his anvil-head cohorts… a multi-cultural affair… a non-denominational revival of Dago’s and Krauts… a grand gathering of Square-heads and WOPified Chrome Domes…can’t believe I missed the opportunity of a life time..
Dave Flusche …Herky Biffle…and a gallery of Kraut women attended .. Bill Barnes & Passionate Polly were there for the festivities…. Galvalume foundered on windmill cake..
Ben Dover turned Seventy….without me there to prick him , but I righteously presume the Squares took up all the slack…
The nights entertainment was high-lighted with a fifteen minute video of Ed’s enlarged prostate… Wow ..that thing looked like an Alberta peach !!! …Radioactive..it even glows in the dark !!