Stop the Madness ….

Planned Parenthood reinforces their previous assertion…they use nothing but the highest ethical standards in harvesting fetal tissue for research purposes..

  They use only sterile instruments to crush the skulls of unborn babies… their autoclave is routinely inspected to insure the mother experiences nothing short of sterile technique while her unfortunate infant passes to an eternal dimension at the hands of professional barbarians…

   Their conscience is clean …their facility is steril…but their unrighteous agenda is filthy beyond reproach….brazen evil on display….unfund the indefensible madness… innocent lives matter…

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Puff Puff Herky Biffle…

 I’ve grown increasingly weary of redundant t.v. commercials.. .especially the ones concerning issues previously considered gross or inappropriate by the church pianist…

  You know…. the ones that summon an instantaneous search for the remote….toe-nail fungus , feminine itch , Viagra , or even worse…I find them revolting…a matter best left to poker tables rather than dinner tables…

  These ads are intentionally directed to a specific time of day, for a specific audience… I find them exceptionally offensive and unproductive to pleasurable family dinning…

  What ever happened to the days when 26″ screens were filled with images of a babbling brooks and mountain scenery ?… when a guy dressed in weatherproof sporting attire sat solitary on a fallen tree stump , sipping Falstaff and smoking Luckies…

Ahhhh……those were the days

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Free Housing for Hillary…..

 As a whirlwind of scandalous behaviour swirls around the anointed Democrat nominee , and polls on her trustworthiness continue to plunge below that of other lawyers, Hillary enacts a diversionary tactic…

  Coinciding with another release of her hand selected e-mails , she simultaneously releases a medical statement from her personal physician stating that her health is in “excellent” condition..

  I think that’s wonderful……there is no medical reason why she can’t serve a lengthy prison term for lying to Congress on numerous occasions… or for hiding questionable contributions from foreign interest on behalf of the Clinton Foundation… ( quid pro quo )

  she’ll require no special diet or medical accommodations… no preferential sleeping equipment….no special access to therapeutic nurses or personal trainers…just a bunk and a stainless steel crapper like all the other common criminals…

   A lying thief by another name is a presidential hopeful for the Libs.

 

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Bucket Brigade…

 What would you think of Henry Ford if you discovered his personal car was a Buick ?…or that Mrs. Baird served only Wonder bread to her family in her home kitchen ?

   There’s a similar situation much closer to home than either of those discriminating hypotheticals…

  Though management has an unquenchable thirst , he has no personal tap on the main line…

   Theoretically we all drink from a hole in the ground , but some are subject to chemical additives and some are not… Some are subject to government rules and regs , some are not…..some are financially accountable for every drop the consume……………..some are not …

 

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Accolades for Infanticide..

   President Obama supports Planned Parenthood under the thinly veiled defence of women’s rights… He financially , politically ,  morally supports their right to murder and dismember unborn babies for convenience and for profit….or for Liberal political advantage..

  Whatever happened to empires that chose to sacrifice their babies for reasons that seemed equally justified in their own minds ?

  We can no longer seek the advise or practical application of these barbaric nations…….strangely enough , none of those nations exists any more ..  

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Living at the ZOO…

 Referring to your parents as Mom and Dad is no longer politically correct…

  So…. if you are drowning in a river while your Mom and Dad sits idle on the creek-bank… You should scream ” Parent ” please help me ….unless of course one of them can’t swim , in which case you must further qualify your request by addressing more specifically Parent #2 please help me…..

    otherwise you might offend some innocent child within hearing distance who has the dubious distinction of having two parents of a single gender…. or better yet , you might actually drown…

   Makes perfect sense to me…..

  A prominent University in California has expanded the choices on a college enrollment application … Changing the previous data selection box from male or female…… to include ” transgendered from male to female” , “transgendered from female to male” , cross-dresser , homosexual , lesbian ……..more accurately described as all the above…….why even bother to ask any more ?  it may very well change before mid-semester…

   more of this trivial tripe expected outta California ….even as the all-consuming inferno continues to build…. Land of the Libs…

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Killing Fields of Kenya….

 Half the world is furious with the American dentist who shot Chester the lion with a cross-bow , in Kenya…He’s received death threats and endless media coverage for what he assumed was a legally guided hunt in Africa….

  So much so that he’s been forced to close his dentistry practice and retreat into hiding temporarily…

  Liberals are livid about the inhumanity of shooting a trophy lion in Africa…..yet they are perfectly comfortable with Planned Parenthood’s senseless slaughter of defenseless babies and lucrative sales of baby body parts… Planned Parenthood hasn’t been forced to close , or even retreat in shame for their barbaric actions …

  Does this strike you as a warped sense of values involving life ?…am I the weird one in a world of morally intellectual giants..or is America totally screwed up……where’s the outrage for dismembered babies ?   where’s the out-cry for murdered Jews and Christians in Kenya , by muslim terrorist Boca Hiram ?

 Sure Chester was a beautiful creation deserving of far better from society….. but so are the millions of nameless infants who met their death at the hands of Doctors within the slaughter-house of Planned Parenthood….. God will surely judge us all for sins of our nation….

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Deflated Balls…..

 NFL Commissioner , Roger Goodell , upholds Tom Brady’s four-game suspension…for participating in the Patriot’s deflate-gate conspiracy…

  How is it the Patriots have the best reception record in the NFL despite living and playing in a geographical location not conducive to catching the ball ?

 Brady also destroyed his cell phone after being asked by the commission to preserve any pertinent text messages or e-mails being stored on that phone….

 The New England Patriots have a history of pushing the envelope…..stealing signals of opponents..etc.

 Teams scheduled to play the first four games against the Patriots ?

  Steelers…Bills…Jaguars….Cowboys..

  Brady’s four-game suspension , and properly inflated footballs may substantially influence the play-off prospects of the Patriots ..

  Boooo Hoooo ….

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Kiss My Ring ….

 Obama told the Ethiopians….. ” I could easily win a third term as U.S. President “…seriously ?

    He could also be struck by lightning on a clear day…or be invited to Netanyahu’s block-party….or beat Kareem Abdul in a game of ” Horse “…. but any of the above seldom happen to a Nobel Peace Prize , two-time presidential winner…

His charmed life as transparent dictator is winding down…..Nuclear Iran will be his legacy…. defiance and arrogance his historic demise…

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Bad Call ….

 Made yet another voyage East yesterday….to the home of my seldom seen German friends at Doc’s Bar in Muenster… what a vocally opinionated crew !..

   I savor their intense assault on ttoe and all things Liberal……It’s well worth the trip for entertainment purposes , aside from the mouth-watering St. Louis style ribs and pork skins….assuring virtually no mooslums attend…

   A non-typical conversation evolved after tiring from the usual itinerary of partisan politics….in true masculine fashion,  words gravitated towards sports….with the controversial call last season against Dallas being the point of contention….( Dez Bryant ) .

NFL rules were an obvious sore-spot with some….spontanious combustion resulted in a fire-drill evacuation plan..

  Alfonso hit the door…without so much as an “Up Yours” to ttoe……

Jim Bowie never looked up , he still had half a rack of ribs to devour..Dave was likewise subdued …. Doyle could give a flip…the studious Yostien bros sat isolated from the fray…Sky King taking bets on the prospective bout…

 I sided with the Doyle and the Big Square….Dez failed to make a move typical to the game ? What the heck ….they’re all playing football typical to the game… It was a catch…it was a touchdown ..

  Things are heating up……

  ….where’s my Red Velvet cake ?.. it’s time for this ship to sail…

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