Breaking News Flash … a helicopter went down into chilly waters of Nocona Lake just moments ago …reportedly three survivors swimming towards the eastern bank …identities unknown at this time …Emergency crews in route ..
Archive for September, 2012
Black Hawk Down
Posted in Uncategorized on September 30, 2012| 10 Comments »
From the archives of a California Liberal …..
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Housing violation in Londonville …..
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Could it be that Chester the Molester is living in our midst despite laws governing back-ground checks on potential renters and laws mandating any change in residence be reported to authorities by convicted sex-offenders …?
Ed noticed a mass exodus in his post-card trailer park …but dismissed the sudden vacating to unappreciated Tejano music and changes in seasonal work schedules ..
The discontinued construction on the West Side Baseball Stadium was also attributed to potential perversion threats against the juvenile outfielders …
Chester has stemmed all prospects of urban renewal in the Black-Republicans former neighborhood ..
The unscrupulous slum-lord and his morally questionable tenant are both subject to possible criminal investigation and subsequent charges …
Luckily the ” black republican ” escaped unscathed from a scandalous situation in the lower 9th ward in Londonville …
Pentecostal Politics
Posted in Uncategorized on September 30, 2012| 1 Comment »
The nationally accepted unwritten standard of not preaching partisan politics from the Church podium does not apply if the meeting is held in publicly owned facility outside Church property , and held in conjunction with celebratory Chuck-wagon cook off…in Montague County …
These two unidentified upstanding Catholic Democrats unknowingly fell victim to an evangelical hell-fire and brimstone political rally , in the congregation of no less than 500 republican faithful…
Ed repented of his democrat ways almost immediately , Tom was chanting ” Go Romney ” and writing checks for Israel …while scanning for visual contact with the nearest exit …
These unsuspecting libs had driven fifteen miles to attend church , only to find themselves totally engulfed in the Camp of righteous republican Romney supporters…two skunks in hen-house so to speak….
Like two stray goats wandering into a Mexican grave-side funeral …they found themselves listed as item one on the main menu …..
Rainy Day at Ranger Stadium …
Posted in Uncategorized on September 30, 2012| 2 Comments »
The only good thing about a Ranger rain-out on Saturday is wall to wall baseball on Sunday afternoon …Nelly just launched a two-run Cruz Missile into the stratosphere ..2-0 Rangers in the first …
I can only hope Tucker had the P.V.I.S.D. credit card for the overnight layover….
Special Event …
Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2012| Leave a Comment »
Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is FAMILY DAY at Jean’s Bible Class in Nocona .. Bob and Sylvia Jordan of Amarillo will provide the musical inspiration , beginning sharply at 9:05 , followed closely by profound Biblical truths from the teachings of Tommy Lamascus ..
Hot coffee and pastries will precede the service. Come join our non-denominational celebration of Salvation through Jesus Christ ..it will bless both your spirit and your Christian life ..
Fashion Police ….
Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2012| 9 Comments »
Fashion critics are blasting Ann Romney for her leather ensemble worn on the Tonight Show ..
Which do you find least painful to the eyes ?
Miracle medicine …snake-oil ..?
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Never mind the seasonal flu shot , I’ve got a pint of Grumpy’s medicinal shine .. we’re talking NyQuil on steroids … flu-bugs may be resistant to antibiotics or Vick’s plasters and such , but no germ currently known in the scientific world can survive the initial blast of liquid brimstone from prater’s plumbing phenomenon ..available at Walgreen’s soon !
Election-year demands…
Posted in Uncategorized on September 27, 2012| 5 Comments »
Like most vocal Democrats in Montague , the Chief of Security at Custom Water , Herkie Houndog , is demanding more entitlements … including shorter working hours , higher pay……larger packages of Beef-Jerky and Peanut butter Crackers…softer pillows for afternoon naps…more bone-in pot-roasts….more privacy in rest-room facilities ..undeterred access to passing female strays …fewer fences and fewer restrictive corporate rules in the workplace….and finally , the permanent removal of the castration clause from his contract …
Beemer’s going to the birds …
Posted in Uncategorized on September 27, 2012| 4 Comments »
In order to relieve stress from mid-week political discussions at the Prime-Cut Bar , Beemer has taken up bird-watching ….seeking wisdom and effective talking points from his new back yard tenant in the trees ..
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