Two Man Wrecking Crew..

 

Hey Chico Cabrera … the guy on the right is my son-in-law.. a staunch Republican Mexican … spent three years on the U.S. Navy wrestling Team .. “Manny the Mexican” … he hates Liberals and Commy Snow-Flakes … eats nails and ghost peppers in his Tacos.. If you ever need his services to silent Tommy O’Neal , let me know.. He lives just South of the tracks in Sherman Texas… can be in Nocona in a couple hours notice.. Will work for Pesos or Moon-shine Whiskey…

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Continuing Education

At first glance this photo may appear to be a daily meeting of Republican Think-Tank representatives…. In actuality it’s a mandatory assembly of Precinct 3 labor force , for overdue Sensitivity Training …. TGIF..

 

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Joint Effort…

Ed headed for the joint , Betsy put forth the effort… Joint Effort..

Ed is a prominent member of the Masonic fraternity of the elite… The Muskrat Sunday Shooters..  You know the infamous secret society that takes a drunk man and makes him single….?

Anyhow , they headed to Galveston for a week-end of secret-secret shooting and shots.. Ed has been overheard several times , bragging how his subordinate wife caters to his every need.. bows and scrapes to please him… (No one said Masooons were truthful).. but Betsy did pack his suitcase for the trip…

Upon arrival at the designated Hotel in Galveston .. Ed resigned to his room to shower and freshen up with a change of clothes… Sufficient time had passed for him to accomplish the task , before he returned to the bar wearing the same clothes he had worn all day..

I gotta go to Walmart he announced……   UUUH… I need to buy some clean sox..

Considerable grilling occurred before Ed fessed up.. His suitcase was completely empty , except for a few items of sundry shaving paraphernalia .. He’d been scammed.. the subordinate spouse had surely betrayed his direct command to pack his duds..

Long story short… The Emperor has no Clothes… He’s red-faced and combative…. in need of sensitivity training , while the gallary of drunken brothers laugh their aprons off..  So Mote It Be…. what goes around comes around.. Ed got his today… I’ll drink to that.

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Making Texas Great Again….

Both these prominent Republican Politicians refused to take a call from Tommy O’Neal…

hence the smiles… Ted Cruz.. Drew Springer..  impact @ MPEC Wichita Falls Texas..

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Working for “The Man”

As a certified “Man of the Cloth ” , I’m entitled to a scant more respect than I’ve been getting at Doc’s as of late ..

You can call me Reverend , you can call me Preacher-Man , you can even call me Thumper , but you don’t have to call me Shortfellow any more….  it’s Rev. Short-sermon to you and the congregation…

In four working days I accomplished what it takes ordinary preachers years of study and prayerful dedication to obtain… I’m now waiting for my ” Doctor of Divinity” to arrive in the mail..  It takes a lot longer , I think 10 working days , for my Doctorate Degree…….. Move over T.D. Jakes… more Hell-Fire and Brimstone to come..

Marriages…. $25.00

Funerals….. $40.00

Italian Exercisms…. $ 250.00

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