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Archive for July, 2011

 Jean’s Bible Class of Nocona was spiritually blessed by a youth group from Nocona’s Nazarine Church this morning… A spectacularly humorous and spiritual exhibition under the tutelage of Ilene Fatheree …

     This seasoned group of teenage puppeteers held an audience of adults and seniors on the edge of their seats .. a profoundly inspiring bunch of dedicated Christian kids sharing their obvious confidence and talent with a congregation of new-found fans…it was great !

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Gastly grid …..

  When I got home from bible class this morning around eleven , my half-cooked Sunday dinner sat suspiciously tepid on the stove .. Carolyn informed me the electricity had been off for a few minutes…

  Well, about two o’clock I was beginning to lose weight .. Partially from the lack of dinner , and secondly from profuse sweating from no air/conditioning..when miraculously the power came back on … just long enough to tease us into a false sense of security ,then off again …

   Ed’s water supply booster pumps lay idle til the pressure dropped below state-approved levels and refused to re-engage even when the power came back on about three …  A quick call to the purveyor revealed he is in Shreveport , wasting away my $175.00 water bill , but could possibly be back home by eight…  so I had to play water-well repairman … walking through step by step instruction via cell-phone from Ed..

 It’s now a quarter til four… Carolyn’s got the ceiling fan blowing lamps and candelabra’s off the tables , air/ conditioner throwing ice cubes , the yard sprinkler is running full tilt , things are back to normal …just in time to salvage my afternoon nap..

  I suppose my Sunday sacrifice pales when compared to that of Dale Romine and Slade and the boys from wise-electric .. stomping through sweltering heat to repair service for those more fortunate and less independant …

   Thanks boys… my belly is full and I’m starting to take a chill , nice visiting with ya ! It’s time for my nap …

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 How do you entertain yourself when it’s too hot to venture past the shade of the porch ? You return to the kitchen and find something sumptuous to cook…

   I found a sack of hot wings in the freezer and all the fixings for stuffed Jalapenos…cream cheese and bacon ..   Rachel Ray can’t boil beans compared to my culinary talents..I’m on a mission , focused on flavor , destroying the sterile hospital atmosphere of Carolyn’s closely guarded kitchen…

   I’m thinking pulled pork from country ribs , swamped with Rudy’s sauce, chopped and served on a grilled bun ..or maybe Fischer’s brats and kraught …..man these Saturday afternoon cooking shows are killing me ..

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Home cooking…

 Tomorrows moochers are invited to dine on home-cooking ….. seriously … you cook it at YOUR home…. The moochers are scattered like the twelve tribes of Israel … Bellevue Bill is window shopping for something unmentionable in the Netherlands .. Herkie’s in transit on 287 north of Amarillo…stamp-licker is cooling his goat-weed in Colorado … Beemer is spending his flood-insurance check at the beer-store … Ed’s not at liberty to disclose his location,( that means my water bill check cleared the bank )…Preacher Scott is on the Maskat mission field in wichita falls … while I , the true conservative, am at home watching the congressional goons continue their charade ..

  * no-one’s heard from Chase-a-beer ….

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Review the troops ….

  I’m extremely proud that my military service status is that of a veteran … having served in times when homosexuals and Mooslim converts were not actively recruited to join our patriotic ranks .. at a period in military history when troops bonded like brothers rather than sexual partners … when the enemy was easily distinguished from American soldiers…

   Todays politically correct society puts our real soldiers at risk even in the supposed peaceful surroundings of state-side duty… by placing men and women of sexual perversion in their midst , or placing camouflaged muslim extremist in their ranks…

    Last Wednesday is a prime example of  the new S.O.P….. enemy enlistments potential result .. Nasar Abdo , an American born convert to Islam …. or the chameleon Nidal Hasan of the Ft.Hood mass murders …or Hassan Ahkbar who tossed a grenade into a tent of  American soldiers rather than kill his muslim counterparts in Kuwait/ Desert Storm…

  Not only are these turn-coats a determent to the moral of our patriotic soldiers , they are also a clear and present danger to soldier-safety as well as a threat to military intelligence ..they need to go !

  Our proud and selfless military soldiers deserve better … they sacrifice their safety not only in trenches and mountains of foreign soil , but in the latrine and in their bunks right here on American soil… its pathetic …its shameless ..its disgraceful … The brave American Military is not a day-care service for losers , it’s the most proud and mighty fighting force on this planet … send the queers and mooslum converts back to civilian life , they stifle the military spirit that has made this country great …they’re an embarrassment to real American soldiers everywhere .

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Museum madness…

  The atheists are all stirred up again in New York , at the memorial museum of 911 …They have filed a joint lawsuit with two Jewish individuals in an effort to block a salvaged I-beam from the twin towers rubble , from being introduced into the museum for a couple of reasons..

   First , the huge salvaged piece of iron noticeably resembles the shape of a cross…Secondly the atheists assert the museum is supported partially by government funds , therefore it would be inconsistent with separation of  “Church and State” to place a symbol of Christianity on display…

  The complainants claim to be insulted by the presence of the subtle iconic beam .. To them it suggest the government approval of a particular faith ( Christianity ). They are suing for its removal …

  The beam could also be construed as the point at which two separate and opposite ideologies collided on 9-11 … or as the street intersection near where the twin-towers stood … it could represent the union of world economy…it can represent whatever you visualize in your mind at the time of the viewing … It’s two frayed intersecting I beams of steel …get over your paranoia of Christ …

    There’s also an iconic symbol of atheism in the men’s restroom , it’s called a urinal !  No Christians are complaining !

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Defense expert …

  I spoke briefly with the top munitions expert of North Texas this morning , concerning the untimely explosion at the bean-kitchen pantry yesterday afternoon… Uncle Grumpy suggest doing a gun-powder residue test on the proprietor of Prime-Cut Steakhouse..or his first cousin ! … Both considered people of interest by the gun-powder guru of Goldburg ..

  I think the dogs are on the right trail …It’s just a matter of time til a surveillance photo comes to the surface..Criminals always brag of their conquest to a probable snitch eventually..or return to the scene of the crime for sick reflective pleasure !

 

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