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Birthday Becky ….

 Hours of discrete but dedicated surveillance in the petunia beds of the Judges daughter has revealed the true reason behind the truck-drivers convention of last week in Montague … those were transient party-planners ….in town to coordinate the sixty-fifth celebration of   (Lewis and Tilly’s bouncing baby girl )….Becky’s birth…..

     It’s hard to believe that fifty years of precipitation has passed beneath the trusses of Arami bridge since Becky drove that 57 Ranchero out to the government tank… confiscated the young boys clothing lying scattered round that turbid swimming hole … and drove off in a cloud of rude laughter and July dust …

   We sat like swiveled prunes in waist-deep water til she came back to the scene of the crime … for a second look and a chance to discard evidence of innocent lad’s clothing from the Judges pick-up …

  That reflective story was one of the most-worthy mentionable in printed form … she was more mischievous than most of the guys around town and some of her impromptu antics are best left to distant memory … Lewis might be listening !

    Happy 65th Birthday Becky…. and thanks for the non-invitation to your Prime-Cut party … I know the nursing-home ‘s not ready for you …….

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   The term ” Under God ” was added to our pledge of allegiance back in the fifties , but this country was founded under the guidance of God from the beginning…

  His influence is present in the documents of our founding moral foundation … His name and principles chiseled in the granite exteriors of National buildings … His word recorded in the hearts and intentions of our earliest politicians …

  The evidence of this great nation being firmly founded under the influence of God is undeniable , yet there are those who deny that covenant or choose to believe that God has turned His back to America…

   I beg to differ ….. God’s purpose and desire for this most outstanding nation of believers has not changed since George Washington … It’s America that became arrogant and independent … It’s America that turned it’s back towards God …

   Our combined indifference towards any public display of religious nature or apologetic attitude for believing in a higher power has led us down the path to a greater tolerance of immoral behavior ..and less tolerance for anything spiritual …

   God has NOT changed .. He’s the same yesterday..today…and forever … We changed…our attitude towards prayer in school ….our moral expectations of public officials … our tolerance of profane language in movies …. our standards for family programing on t.v. ….our acceptance of same-sex couples … abortion as a matter of convenience …lewd images in advertising …public profanity …public nudity…abundant moral decay and last but certainly Not least … a national trend for repulsion of anything religious or Godly , particularly those self-righteous Christians …

   God is still patiently waiting to bless this sinful nation once again… It’s America that instituted the change and America that still determines the outcome …

   Islam holds no threat compared to the threat from within … that threat must be challenged in the hearts and minds of three-hundred-million individuals that call themselves patriotic Americans …  we must return to being  ” One nation under God ” or accept the inevitable decline… The return trip begins in a kneeling position …

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Squawb shots ….

  Despite Tom’s optimistic outlook for the local economy , things don’t look too good for local moochers-breakfast this week-end … Ed’s out-of-town … another moose sponsored shoot-out in San Antonio .. his hatred for innocent pigeons far exceeds his compassion for the world’s hungry down-trodden moochers …

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Seasonal Devotion …

   Obama has once again assured American voters that he is indeed a Christian … just a month before mid-term elections he felt compelled to reach out to a large segment of registered voters… despite omitting the word ” Creator ” when speaking of the Declaration of Independence referral to inalienable rights ….

     Confirming that his Grand-Mother never took him to church .. atop the established fact his Mother was a sixties era agnostic hippy … and his Dad was a Muslim … he chose Christianity as his own spiritual decision … this statement followed his recent trip to an Episcopal Church across the street from the White-House with the his family…

   Like many other politicians , he seems to be more devout just prior to an election … I’m not denying his religion or claiming to know the depth or breadth of his faith … I do know however that he attended Rev. Wright’s Church for several years prior to throwing the radical preacher under the bus during the Presidential election…… again , elections effecting his faith ….

  He’s a Christian who supports gay marriage … A Christian who favors pro-choice abortions… and apparently , a Christian who prefers not to disrupt the worship of others by his dedicated frequent attendance … Following the teachings of Christ at a courteous and politically advantageous distance ..

  He may be an undercover evangelists for all I know ….  another Chicago-based Charles Stanley , but to me his devotion to Christianity seems to run concurrent with partisan elections … a condition not confined to Washington D.C. but familiar across the gamut from city-councilmen and the nation’s congress … you know who they are !

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U.T. shooter

  Another Texas Longhorn broke beneath the pressures of life …once again the University of Texas campus was exposed to the distinct rapid gunfire of 1966 … when the tower-shooter slayed sixteen innocent people from his vantage point high above the campus …

   I was living in Austin at that tragic time … and recall through indelible impressions the helpless feeling of people being slaughtered on the streets.. Nuther brother was attending U.T. at the time , we had been to the observation deck under the big Clock where the gunman orchestrated his reign of terror , on a couple of occasions … but after that incident the tower was closed to the public for several decades … Only in recent years was it reopened for the spiral climb to the optical advantage ..

    Who knows what causes a seemingly prosperous student to choose the path without an exit … who knows what daily torture was inflicted on his troubled mind… but thankfully he traveled that path alone and died without inflicting his tremendous pain on the innocence of others ..

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queen contest ….

  The first ever Montague Mooslum Beauty Pageant  is fast approaching  …. select the candidate of your choice from this selection of lovely ladies .. NO they are Not all the same woman and no mirror tricks are involved… these are vibrant Mooslums of undetermined age and gender … Pick one , just one … then e-mail your choice to ednotee@undercover.com

   Personally , I like that young shy one….

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What’s that light ?

  There’s been several recent sightings of U.F.O.’s down near the Cowboy Stadium in Arlington…. ( Boy there’s some good joke material hidden in that profound statement )… anytime there’s media mention of  U.F.O. sightings , it opens that same old can of worms again … Roswell and all that tired alien B.S. …….Teetelton gets aggressive !

     Authorities suspect the alien ship is a remote-controlled toy air-plane with a halogen pen-light attached … or maybe an air-balloon …but it has the die-hard believers pitted against the sceptics once again …a feeding frenzy of aerospace opposition ..

  What should one do if confronted by aliens at a tail-gate party in the Cowboys parking lot ?….. I’d say humor them ….offer him a bud-lite and a couple of brat-wurst , maybe a cow-boy key-chain for his space-ship and give’em directions to Teetelton’s place out in Tucumcari … They’ll get along great …

   Ed had an unpleasant experience with U.F.O.’s several years back , while living with wife # 2 …. He returned home late from the bar one night to be confronted by U.F.O.’s …. The unidentified flying objects turned out to be his clothes and personal belongings … flying out the front door of his stagnant love-nest …

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