Archive for April, 2013

Technical foul ….

 The sports world is all aflutter with yesterday’s announcement that Jason Collins of the Washington Wizards has publicly announced his sexual preference for other men..

  Sports casters are amazed , fans are proud and supportive , and even Bill Clinton has weighed in on the startling news story.. Bill is delighted ! The level of sports-world excitement is itself more than a little bit strange .. The nation is giddy about a players unorthodox sex life…give me a third quarter break !

  If being “gay ” is as natural as being straight , why all the fanfare ? Why do we not see magazine covers announcing the sexual preferences of heterosexual players ? and what does it have to do with basketball except for the shower-room issue anyway ?…. Why is the whole world enamored by homosexuality ?

  I don’t watch professional basketball ..and never heard of Jason Collins before his gayness became a national story of intrigue and unprecedented courage on yesterday’s news..

  So he likes men and shoots hoops…and so what if he broke the sexual deviation barrier in professional sports ? …..He may also like steamed broccoli , but for me it’s still as repulsive and disgusting as ever ..

   The “Days of Noah” have come to the NBA and subsequently the whole sports industry needs to take a cold-shower ..


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Scientific study …

 Riding a lawnmower all day gives one plenty of time to think…

    I think I hate those slow motion bungee jumpers …. the little green worms that repel from trees this time of year on invisible strings of silk .. They are always on a downward journey until they encounter human kind…at which time they instinctively begin to climb to the highest point physically attainable … ..caps …hair….shirt collars ..ears

 There’s an average of six green inchworms of varying size repelling from any given tree at any given time ..and an average of 35 trees per acre on a 10 acre patch ….. the scene is similar to a WWII invasion on European soil..

   I know Tommy O’Neal says all God’s creation are brothers  , but those green inch-worm siblings of his give me the heeby-jeebys crawling up where wise men fear to tread ..

    Though June-bugs have previously held my highest disdain for springtime infestations of seasonal vermin , green inchworms and hard-shell green stink-bugs are pulling ahead in unpopular polls ..

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Voter Fraud …

 From www.Mrconservative.com  ..

A jury in South Bend, Indiana has found that fraud put President Obama and Hillary Clinton on the presidential primary ballot in Indiana in the 2008 election. Two Democratic political operatives were convicted Thursday night in the illegal scheme after only three hours of deliberations. They were found guilty on all counts.

Former longtime St. Joseph County Democratic party Chairman Butch Morgan Jr. was found guilty of felony conspiracy counts to commit petition fraud and forgery, and former county Board of Elections worker Dustin Blythe was found guilty of felony forgery counts and falsely making a petition, after being accused of faking petitions that enabled Obama, then an Illinois Senator, to get on the presidential primary ballot for his first run for the White House

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I mistakenly commissioned an Italian journalist to report on the ethnic activities at Muenster’s Annual German Fest yesterday…. but he unwisely chose to interviewed a couple of square-heads on the historic topic of  German beer-steins …

  During the course of the interview the novice Italian reporter was challenged to a chugging contest by a team of German professionals….Biffle and Hess …

  Luckily my opinion editor found a ride home in the back of a truck loaded with hides from H&W packers , but he remembers absolutely nothing after the unfortunate chugging challenge began .

 He’s not sure if he won or lost or simply drank to a draw ..He’s not sure what happened to Biffle and Hess or who paid the tab ..

  However , my ineffective Italian reporter has righteously concluded …never challenge a dog on his own porch ..and never ever drink beer from a Two Gallon Stein with a team of trained professionals ..

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Moooslum Aptitude ….

 90% of all terrorist attacks on America have been orchestrated by the __________.

 The only religion in the world to endorse beheading of infidels is the ___________.

 The only race of people in the world to use the term” honor-killings” is ___________.

  The only religious people in the world known to willingly strap bombs to their own children is the ____________.

  True or False

   Jihad is the Islamic equivalent to Good Friday ___________.

  Sharia Law deals primarily with cruel treatment of camels ___________.

  Burka is the Islamic term for “Bad hair Day ” . __________.

  Nadal Hasan is worthy of the death by military firing squad ____________.

   Ollie Akbar is a stand-up comedian from Uzbekastan__________.

  The red-dot between the eyes denotes motel management___________.

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  I’m devastated this overcast day … George Jones has gone to Glory , and I missed the Grand Opening at the Montague County Courthouse Annex …

   what a sad day at the non-functional chicken-ranch .. Chicken some days..Feathers the Next .. my omelet is about done !


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The Possum is dead …

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One of my favorite all-time country singers died yesterday at 81 … his list of accomplishments is endless as seen from ” the window up above ” …

  George Jones finally sang ” My last country song ” … George was an Icon of heartbroken down-trodden drunks and beer-joint dancers from Rio Palm Isle to Gruene Hall to Billy Bob’s ..

  He spent time in the arms of ” A girl I used to know ” Tammy Wynett , who eventually failed to ” Stand by your Man ” …

 So much for the incorporated song titles … George has been my favorite for fifty years … from records to 8-tracks  to cassettes to C.D.’s to DVD’s George remains a legend …  The ” possum ” could croon a country tune or a standard old Gospel favorite..

    God bless the epitome of beer joint singers and broken hearts ..

  I’ll spend today in quiet reflection of  ” No Show ” Jones while listening to my most treasured CD’s of his world-recognized voice…

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