Herminator is currently investigating an alledged armed-robery attempt at the ultimate store last Sunday… some nameless customer , of previous preferred customer status , used strange and unusual verbage while conducting his legitimate purchase … the nervous clerk responded with a cry of ” WOLF ” to local authorities… She mistook the local excentric as mentally deranged serial killer , whistled in the long arm of the law to establish some state of sanity and restraint ….
Turned out to be a platinum-card customer … routinely making his one-quart purchase of gasoline in a plastic water-bottle … is not actually a reclusive ax-murdered as originally suspicioned… all charges were dropped except for the three-dollar charge for a canned-coke …
You can readily see where the Ultimate-store would be a prime destination for armed-robbers….The digital fuel-price display would indicate a large sum of money on hand … further price-checks inside the store would lead the average crook to believe the daily receipts must be staggering…. more cash than the Chase-Manhattan … over-sized bearings on the register-drawers ….
Tom’s fifteen security camera locations captured the entire event…and after several reviews of the canned-coke transaction the deputies line of questioning changed…. The deputy faced Tom and asked …..I’m confused , exactly Who’s trying to rob Whom …..??