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21430236_10208194080483672_8687926189493501910_n Between these two photos came 51 years of “us” united as ONE…

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Life together is a precious gift…an intimate personal blessing from God Almighty…a sacred covenant to be treasured above all else under heaven….a Holy concept conceived and sanctioned by our creator…only He can design two imperfect people to become a perfect family through His Only Begotten Son… Jesus..

 

 

 

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Fire At Will…

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This group of highly skilled snipers is warming up for a visit from the Arizona Area Firearms Authority , Little Baby…. she’s slain more of Tom’s bucks than Windstar Casino…

 

Late for Church

Recent blizzard conditions took its toll on a particular Square north of Muenster… the mishap was reported by a passing neighbor who dialed 911…stating that the town drunk has done it again… skidded into mayhem on his way to mass….

This correspondent is glad to report …. Roll Dover , distant cousin to Ben and Lean , was uninjured in the drunken disorder that seemed a common occurence to unconcerned passersby…

First responders were puzzled by his explanation of the event.. Roll Dover stated he just needed to grease his U-joints without getting his Sunday suit wet…

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26637954_10155030072095808_1508971582_n Patent Pending...Alas , Ed finally received shipment of his forty pound Bazooka Magnum..( $700.00 investment )with no sights…no physical means of drawing a precise bead on scampering ferrel hogs.. What the Hell happened ? ..sights knocked off during shipment ?..assembly line mishap ? Where’s the sights ? He don’t want no scope… open sights are mandatory…

Knowing that Weger and Tommy O’Neal are experienced in patenting fire-arm devices , Beemer quickly constructed a mechanism to replace the missing sights …before the firearm engineers could infringe on his patented idea for Quick-Sight-Replacement Kit..

The photo shown above is undeniable proof that Beemer is the rightful owner of this cutting-edge sight replacement kit….the sole benefactor of patent pending… for only $29.95 plus shipping and handling fees…double your order for double the price..

Far more accurate than a laser….more effecient than a sling-shot..more deadly than a willow stick… Ed’s $700 dollar 22 , with improvised sights… by Beemer..

 

 

7 Point Distraction…

You won’t read this in Sportsman’s Guide…..but

After years of planning and tedious construction ,Tom finally had his first customer at Fenotee High Fence Hunting Resort of Montague…

Some well endowed client from Arizona …. registered only as “Little Baby”, traveled two days for a three-day hunt with the infamous ” Dear Hunter” , Tommy O’Neal…. as a guided tour….. Days were spent stalking the deer…Nights were spent stalking the dear…

Her productive hunt yielded a 7-point buck the first evening.. and a tender doe at daybreak the following day…

Heated games of Uno and chilled drinks set the stage for enthusiastic lodge dwellers… some reportedly didn’t sleep for consecutive nights….some reportedly marked tires in the parking lot…some actually left Locked and Loaded , after a studied review of the coveted rack..

Much attention was focused on minute details of her lengthy stay….numerous packs of cigarettes and Bic lighters were strewn about Tom’s previously “smoke-free” facility… strict rules concerning sleep wear were quickly discarded in favor of comfort and leisure lounging….all pictures of Hillary were temporarily turned against the wall…professional processers were summoned to savor each minute morsel of tasteless reflection from the prey….

All in all … every victim was properly measured and tagged.. every rule for safety was cautious observed …. each licensed sportsman in attendance made anxious reservations for next year’s rut…

 

 

What’s Up Lord ?

Woke up this morning with math on my mind ….

Carolyn was 17 when we got married…

She was 17 months younger than me…

After 34 years of marriage , ( 2 X 17 ) we had a second ceremony at our new property in Montague..

She lived an additional 17 years after we renewed our wedding vows in 2000..

We shared our new home in Montague for 17 years..

She lived for 17 months after being diagnosed with Cancer… died in 2017..

In total we were married 51 years….51 divided by 3, the number of children we had , equals….. you guessed it….. 17..

 

 

 

River Star Casino

The Natives are restless….so much so , they’re building another Casino along the Mighty Red River, just across Highway 81 from the world-renowned catfish eatery known as…Doug’s Peach Orchard…at Terral Oklahoma..

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As though Texans don’t already have sufficient locations to squander their gambling allocations , this monetary vacuum will have access to 600 different ways to loose your ass-etts and all your fixtures…

Where do all the poor Indian nations get the whompum to build such a voluntary skinning facility ?….and why in the name of Custer would any pale-face ever go near their camp , Ed ?