Tom called just prior to lunch…
Hey Carter , free feed at Dickey Pagel’s Lumber Yard today , in Muenster… Ed and I’ll be by to pick you up in a few minutes…get your feed-bag on… I saw it in the Muenster paper , plus…Pagel sent me an e-mail inviting us….
Here we go….off to another Square luncheon…. We arrived at the lumber yard location at 12:15 , no place to park…
It looked like Wal Mart on Black Friday.. Yostein Ford products parked everywhere.. some dually’s pulling fertilizer spreaders , some livestock trailers , some bearing hay-spikes….not a carpenter truck in sight…
we finally found a parking spot next to the dumpster and unloaded…. rounded the east corner of the building to a startling sight… It looked like the Midway at the State Fair… Wall to Wall Squares standing around 4×8 sheets of plywood on saw horses , gorging themselves on Cajun jambalaya…
We hit the Jambalaya Jackpot , or so we thought… then we began to recognize a few of the feasting Squares… There’s Big Bert Square and Alfonzo… laughing like they’d just seen Rodney Dangerfield and Flip Wilson…
Where’s the head of the chow-line guys…?
There is no chow line left… Pagel’s already run out of food…
Are you *!*&%%^ing me ? No jambalaya !… Them dastardly squares screwed us AGAIN…
What about this discount coupon from the paper ?…. worth 70% off any purchase up to $70.00..on the 70th anniversary of doing business in Muenster…? what about that?
More bad news… that coupon only applied to Ridgid Pipe Wrenches.. sorry , we’re all sold out of those , but here’s some nice Globe-master wrenches over here at regular price…
Well (**^*(%#).. …..How about a rain-check… or a piece of cake… how about reimbursement for gasoline… how about a free-pass to Rohmers ? You got Nothin for us hungry Dago’s ???
HOW MANY times can these square heads bait the same trap with empty promises ?…. How many times will the same Dago’s buy in ?
How humiliating…. once again the laughing stock of East Germany….I’m dun running with these Montague County loosers…
So square. Hungry Italians
Come over on Sunday and get the real German sausage meal at Furhman Haul
Kenny, Babe and Big Al will be cooking the sausage on Sunday