The Ultimate Inconvenience Store is becoming unrecognizable…. all the old familiar faces are gone… Tom traded the business for a bombed-out Allsup’s in Mosul Iraq…straight up..
The new Ultimate in Montague only accepts Euro-dollars … it closes five times a day during the call to prayer and all patrons must park facing Mecca…. Hijab’s optional…
The Deli menu has likewise seen drastic changes….no sausage or bacon for breakfast…no more ham and cheese for lunch….gas prices remain consistent with Baghdad….cause Johnny Jihad is running the place…drug paraphernalia now available where sausage biscuits once sat under the heat lamp.. Ed’s free breakfast perk is now null and void…
The Round Table Think Tank Committee has relinquished their contract for daily meetings there…… we’re moving to the Annex …like Cardwell said ..Adios..
See ya at Armageddon..
We lost our true moochers location along with all traditions and certain signs. Now there will be no pork! Hell, they will probably get their gravy out of a can too. Lol. Might as well pick up my pan and stay home.
life as we knew it is over… Mosque construction coming soon to Whiner’s vacant lot… Ollie Ollie ochinfree…
U so full of bs. But it’s a Republican think of
not telling the truth. Make up the story trump
Puff puff cousin carter does this mean Ed and Ttoe will stop making that over cooked Dago Sausage loaded with fennel seed.
the square hoping this want break the German hog farmers in East Germany that are still reeling from low oil prices.
Italian sausage guru’s got skinned “Twice”…once when they bought the hogs in Muenster , twice when they ground them up with fennel seed and entered a rigged sausage contest with well-seasoned Squares…
Puff puff cousin carter the squares have switched from hogs to raising Boer Goats after the Grand Champion goat at the Houston Livestock Show came from an East German Goat Ranch. I see Italian Boer Goat Sausage w/ fennel seed coming to Montague very soon.
the square wondering when he needs to pick up the ATM machine at the Ultimate Store.
Cody Tip is the goat king of Montague county….as for the ATM , just switch it to Euro dollars and up the rate like Ben Dover.. it works for him…he’ll need the extra bucks for a body guard or two…. natives are getting restless…
Will the Ultimate be open for breakfast Oct 7th?? Do they accept state of Ca EBT cards??