Some unscrupulous juvenile crossed the line on Halloween night… Copious amounts of toilet-paper were strategically used for informal decoration at the corporate offices of Tommy O’Neal… on the courthouse square…
Despite his partisan loyalty to Hillary and her morally deprived policies , the Halloween Hanks T.P.’ed the democratic headquarters of Montague…
There’s still hope for America’s youth..
Please assist local authorities in investigating whom these pranksters might be… They obviously are worthy candidates for Citizens of the Year..
Hmmmmmm…………….looks like Shortfellow went TRICK or treating last night.
With the price of oil down, maybe the toilet papered proprietor should save the t p to clean the copious amounts of BS that emit from his toilet papered business.
Or better yet, to wipe tears when HRC loses……….
I resemble that partisan remark…
I have witnesses to attest to the fact that I was in Lawton on the night of the alleged crime against the Democratic HQ in Montague . . . Sounds like another Watergate to me . . .
Carter, a picture is worth 1,000 words! I much like Glorsue was out of town. I can produce receipts with time stamps if needed. Mr Cardwell, he will need to start wiping tears when she is disqualified from running for laws that she broke. It is a given she wouldn’t win the election.
RUN and Hide Hilllary!
While in route to the Prime Cut Steakhouse for dinner for my lovely wife’s birthday last night I notice a tan F-150 Ford pickup parked on the south side of the courthouse.
the square wonder if that was the same pickup that cousin carter driving at Doc’s canned food a few weeks ago. Also the Judge’s daughter came in to the Prime Cut with toilet-paper dragging behind her.
That’s circumstantial evidence…. Alfonso drivers a truck just like mine , he probably did the deed ,as for Becky, she has toilet paper stuck to the sole of her shoe more times than not….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIL…
Puff puff cousin carter your sounding like a democratic pointing out that someone else has a tan pickup. You didn’t say it wasn’t your pickup parked on the south side of the courthouse. I’m checking with Judge Rick Lewis to see if we can check your server and fine the emails between you and Becky.
the square waiting on the server(at Doc’s that is).
further study indicates it was ” John Wayne” toilet paper used in the trick-or-treat courthouse caper…the likes of which is readily available at the soup-kitchen…but that’s still circumstantial… I know nothing…I saw nothing.. I heard nothing…
at this point, What difference does it make anyway ?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIL
The only way to use John Wayne t p is to wet it first. I think that is a pertinent clue in Montague.