Had I known yesterday was the birthday of my trusty cap supplier and dear Republican friend , Dry-Hole Doyle , I would never have missed the festivities held in his honor at Doc’s…
Seems the main entrée was Italian sausage run thru a German mill for added flavor and texture…none of that garlic infused mince-meat stuff..
I’m unsure of Dapper Doyle’s actual age , it’s hard to tooth him without lots of help from other Germans…but considering he runs with Herky and Dave , I’d say he’s on Social Security and Medicare by now….at least filling out forms..
Happy Birthday to the best dern Kraut in the bar….. besides the Yostene brothers, and Flusche , and Bill Bowie Biffle , and Tom and all those other quality square-heads..like Alfonso..
Cousin Herky’s drinking water I presume..He’s such a good Baptist..
Where’s the lettuce for presentation points ?
How was the sausage .presented in grape leaves
puff puff cousin carter ttoe’s sausage was of the world champion class it would have beat Ben Dover’s sausage hands down.
shortman if your needing extra money we have an open for a part time Rig Watcher.
the square looking for a flash-light and pistol.
Sorry , I only do consultant work , over the phone !
Drilling Superintendant ?
I retired from the oil patch years ago…
carter we have an opening for a part time tank truck driver not a rig watchman. wasn’t you a truck driver back in the day.
hte square looking for a Kenworth and a commercial license.
I’m looking for a cup and funnel man not a truck driver shortman.
the square wondering what the Ph is on Ben Dover water
the ph is 12 . the viscosity is 92..and the hardness is too high to measure….for only $75 bucks a month minimum…needs Soda Ash and another round of lignite before running the log…