Somehow Tom has managed to crash a steadily gaining nation-wide corn-futures market , with only twenty thousand ears of free-corn .. He’s flooded the second-Monday market along with Armstrong’s and Brookshires produce section..national corn prices have taken a deep dive…
Nothing remains of the gargantuan trailer load of corn but a few scattered shucks and tassels on the front steps of the Prime-Cut ..Throngs of unsolicited moochers clogged the parking lot to gorge their grocery sacks on Tom’s hybrid hog-feed..
Tom’s CPA is scratching his head at the prospective losses incurred from a bumper crop ….knowing that next year Tom will surely plant eight rows rather than four , to meet the deep-freeze demands of Montague County Moochers … It was good !
May have been the sweetest corn I ever ate. Thanks Tommy!
Stolen corn is always sweeter……