a traditional new year’s dinner on the chicken-ranch tonight…consisting of purple-hull peas and fried cabbage , skillet corn-bread and chicken-fried steak …. less the candle-light and red wine….soul-food indication of another prosperous year ahead…. with the sweetest little damsel east of the courthouse…. God is good , and so is fat-back and black-eyed peas…..!!

 has anybody seen herkie hulligan since new year’s ?…. he may have cooked his own goose !… i know he was on a cooking assignment in wise county last night , and prone to keep his pet goose within arm’s length…an established wildlife preservationists…  gray-goose guardian….

  hopefully our German good Samaritan compadre came thru unscathed….it would take years and astronomical investments to train a replacement ….

   Dear Ann Landers…..ed and the other half ventured to Prime-Cut last evening for the over-priced menu of music and mahem…..based on the assumption that his masonic buddies had made reservations to attend…..

   Goober had other fish to fry… Chipper was busy with muslim rebuttals on the blog… ed dined without incident til the strawberry roan and the black-widow #3 showed up… both were pre-occupied with the eligible millionaire bachelor , and prime-cut proprietor , Tommy O’neal ( complimentary drinks )…. had little more than a passing glance for the lowly windmill-man ….

  turned out… these lovely provocative ladies over-indulged… after closing sought new-year refuge behind the gated walls of Two-Well’s state park… the pajamaless ladies confined to the third floor king-sized bed while Tommy O’neal dreamed on a cold leather couch down-stairs….. torturous fantasies…   so close and yet so far away !

  looks like the start of another illusive romantic year for tommy o’neal… another decade of de-ja vu !

  chipper had a lot to say last year … ( yesterday ).. i think uncle melvin would be proud of his literary skills if not  his political affiliation… his sentence composition ,  innovative punctuation , and introduction to the Arabic language has surpassed any vision that melvin had for him in eighth grade….   he’s writing for rhetoric … rivaling Rush Limbaugh…. a regular chipper O’reilly…

  i recall when he had his own blog a couple of years back…. he couldn’t muster six hits on a good day.. now he has a loyal following of twelve… five republicans , five closet democrats , and two convenience store muslim converts …. fair and balanced !

 he even provoked a single response from the seldom vocal man of the cloth… birdchirp… a major accomplishment for the biased offerings of our home-grown islamic commentator …

  twenty-ten holds great literary promise for democratic malcontents who stumble onto this intellectually impoverished site… not just from the literary genius of my postings , but from the insightful and somewhat lengthy political comments shared by ” The Chipper “

  as we prepare to celebrate a new beginning on January 1st… let us be mindful of those in our midst who are suffering from illness , unemployment , loneliness , spiritual drought , or financial hardship…. it’s our duty as Christians and fellow Americans to render aid to those in need around our community……. there but by the grace of God , go you and I ….

   let us remember those , our friends and neighbors , in the midst of physical or mental tribulation…… the prayers of a righteous man availeth much…. even the poorest among us can offer a heartfelt prayer on their behalf…. say a prayer for Emily…and her devoted family…. say it now , say it often…the God of the universe is listening….

   697 people read this meaningless blog yesterday …. let’s give it meaning …by each one saying a prayer today for those we know that need a blessing from God…

  last night while enjoying a quiet dinner and viewing the evening news… i had the distinct appetizing pleasure of witnessing a close-up view of Umar’s drawers on the national news… apparently that in-flight bombing incident scared him pretty bad too…. or he’d had them on since Yemen… ( visible skid-marks)   it’s impossible to determine whether the scorching took place before or after the incident…  ( i didn’t know they had an El Chico’s in Amsterdam )

   after full review of the mooslum’s drawers , i’ve come to the logical conclusion that possibly he was headed to Beemer’s Cleaners when the fumes ignited in flight… just a theory !

 i guess i’m naive , but i thought the son of a multi-millionaire would at least be wearing something stylish and clean…. maybe some nike’s or puma designer drawers … those rags looked like he may have stole’em from chipper on his last trip to America….

 Prime Cut Steakhouse New Year’s Eve Party……dead shrimp and live music… from seven til whenever… dinner at seven-thirty , band starts at nine … forty bucks per head … does NOT include drinks… hourly door prizes including Cowboy tickets …reservations STRONGLY suggested ….call 940-894-2122  0r  940-894-2039 ( first one-hundred reservations only )…

   American media sheep continue to project undetermined questions of guilt or innocence on the panty bomber by referring to him as the  ” alledged ” terrorists  , or the terrorist  “suspect ” … as though perhaps the authorities could have possibly apprehended the wrong man….or maybe he was innocently transporting highly volatile explosives in his drawers because he had no luggage….

  to me the supposed innocence until proven guilty theory went out the window when 275 witnesses watched the muslim go up in smoke… his smoldering b.v.d.’s  leave little to imagination as to who perpetrated the deed…. besides ,  civil rights or terms such as ” alledged suspect ” should be reserved for folks who are actually citizens of this democratic country…. not those who wish to commit mass murder of our citizens on our soil….

   the panty bomber is the son of a millionaire , yet american tax-payers are expected to furnish defense council for a non-citizen who was apprehended in the act ….. a theatrical trial , with all the rights afforded american citizens by soldiers of brutal wars …..purposely dragged out by public defenders who are feeding at the politically correct trough of self-destruction…. defending the snakes who despise our way of life until they are caught …. then they cry loud and long for the rights never extended in their native land….

  actions have consequences… it’s time for the good Nigerian Muslim to get his….along with the equally despicable , near-forgotten Fort Hood mass murdering muslim…..

   there seems to be a recognizable flaw with returning gitmo- detainee’s to Yemen !…. mulitplied muslim maniacs  !

  i returned to work today , after a four-day holiday , to find i had a priority-mail package with no return address…… large envelope… five dollars worth of postage paid at the Bowie post office , for delivery to the city office , two blocks away…

   i assumed it to be a catalogue or calendar from some water-plant supplier…. turns out it was a two-hundred page , F.F.A. sponsored , glossy photograph illustrated , genetically factual , detailed instructions on the art of  “Raising  Chickens “… feeding…. breeding….scientific study of which came first ? … i’m sure i heard some distant cackling…

   looks like the chicken prickers had a good christmas , and dedicated to the proposition of continual pricking right on into 2010 ….   i’m thinking my old stamp-licker friend in nocona can enlighten me on the process for tracking priority mail….it does have a bar-code and a number…. i think the terrorist may have stepped in some chicken-doo …