a traditional new year’s dinner on the chicken-ranch tonight…consisting of purple-hull peas and fried cabbage , skillet corn-bread and chicken-fried steak …. less the candle-light and red wine….soul-food indication of another prosperous year ahead…. with the sweetest little damsel east of the courthouse…. God is good , and so is fat-back and black-eyed peas…..!!
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cooking cabbage !
Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2010 | 2 Comments »
migrating goose
Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2010 | 3 Comments »
has anybody seen herkie hulligan since new year’s ?…. he may have cooked his own goose !… i know he was on a cooking assignment in wise county last night , and prone to keep his pet goose within arm’s length…an established wildlife preservationists… gray-goose guardian….
hopefully our German good Samaritan compadre came thru unscathed….it would take years and [...]
Pepe la pew….
Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2010 | 6 Comments »
Dear Ann Landers…..ed and the other half ventured to Prime-Cut last evening for the over-priced menu of music and mahem…..based on the assumption that his masonic buddies had made reservations to attend…..
Goober had other fish to fry… Chipper was busy with muslim rebuttals on the blog… ed dined without incident til the strawberry roan and [...]
moooslum perspective
Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2010 | 3 Comments »
chipper had a lot to say last year … ( yesterday ).. i think uncle melvin would be proud of his literary skills if not his political affiliation… his sentence composition , innovative punctuation , and introduction to the Arabic language has surpassed any vision that melvin had for him in eighth grade…. he’s writing for rhetoric … rivaling [...]
tommy O’neals state park….
Posted in Uncategorized on December 30, 2009 | 9 Comments »
umar’s undie’s
Posted in Uncategorized on December 30, 2009 | 14 Comments »
last night while enjoying a quiet dinner and viewing the evening news… i had the distinct appetizing pleasure of witnessing a close-up view of Umar’s drawers on the national news… apparently that in-flight bombing incident scared him pretty bad too…. or he’d had them on since Yemen… ( visible skid-marks) it’s impossible to determine whether the scorching took [...]
let 2010 begin !
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2009 | 18 Comments »
Prime Cut Steakhouse New Year’s Eve Party……dead shrimp and live music… from seven til whenever… dinner at seven-thirty , band starts at nine … forty bucks per head … does NOT include drinks… hourly door prizes including Cowboy tickets …reservations STRONGLY suggested ….call 940-894-2122 0r 940-894-2039 ( first one-hundred reservations only )…
hang’em high…
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
American media sheep continue to project undetermined questions of guilt or innocence on the panty bomber by referring to him as the ” alledged ” terrorists , or the terrorist “suspect ” … as though perhaps the authorities could have possibly apprehended the wrong man….or maybe he was innocently transporting highly volatile explosives in his [...]
innovative snow-man …
Posted in Uncategorized on December 27, 2009 | 3 Comments »
ed endangered his very life by traveling through the historic blizzard to investigate a water related disaster at the blighted area known as Oak Shores…. some single-wide dweller had failed to insulate or under-pin her exposed plastic water line… it froze…. split… then thawed to flood the remaining cliff-dwellers on the lake…
ed accessed [...]
muslim marshmellows
Posted in Uncategorized on December 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
the mental incompetence of muslim terrorist is first documented by the fact that some mooslum mother named her baby boy..Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab…then further demonstrated by this genius , after graduating college as an engineer , strapped an unknown quantity of chemical explosives to his whitey-tighties…. is this the actions of a sane man ? …dynamite and the family [...]
