This matter ain’t chicken-feed ..

  I know countless registered voters have spent sleepless nights and apprehensive days wondering just who might win the Republican Primary… but while national attention is directed towards uncertain political decisions and the consequences our country will surely pay for that troublesome decision , a matter of greater importance slips by almost un-noticed by main-stream media.. [...]

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Little but loud ….

  You see I’ve got this pint-sized yeller rooster , home raised and extremely proud.. His mother may have been frightened by a hawk back last spring , cause he has an extremely keen eye.. He can dodge a coke-bottle nine outta ten times..    He’s an annoying little bugger … sits just outta range and crows his [...]

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Red is Dead …..

    Red Walser needs to be looking at his hold-card… possibly seeking alternative means of gainful employ… cause my determined hens are setting with a vengeance ! Red’s days as chicken-king of Montague County are obviously numbered..     Wet-Feathers Ranch has a hen with four sibling chicks on the ground , one hen hatching a clutch [...]

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Hundred Yard Dash …

 In the cool of the July evening when shadows start to grow long , when the porch-swing beckons for the companionship of a gentle ride…when Lipton’s leaves taste sweeter than honey ….it’s great red-neck entertainment to ease open the chicken house door and watch the chicken-sprint race for open sections of lawn where the scattered grasshoppers [...]

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Chicken warning …

  In light of the fact that Ed was still in recovery mode in Wichita Falls , i had no choice but drive myself to Bible Class this morning….. and due to the fact i had promised W.W.W. Red Walser delivery on a discarded chicken coop from my ranch , i chose to kill two birds with [...]

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Chicken… calf-rope !

 what kind of heartless prickster would dump four large chicken-hens in a monsoon rain storm ?… all traces of delivery tracks have been washed away , only four strange BIG chickens and as many huge brown eggs add to the head count  suspense in the hen-house…. 9 originals plus 17 christmas infiltrators ….plus 4 more amazon chickens…. [...]

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Chicken Feed…

 Some ner-do-well Republican publicized the hidden pork-fat attached to the Presidents jobs-bill … (camo-stimulous )… that constituent pork came in the form of $75,000,000 earmarked for poultry farmers… chicken feed ….   Perhaps Ed and I will be the recipients of a massive tax-money wind-fall grant…… we’ve got more chickens than Bo Pilgrim !…thanks to an some wealthy [...]

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Heavy starch…judge!

 Chapter 11 , page 139 of Christine Heinrich’s ( crout name ) book…  “How To Raise Chickens” that was generously gifted to me by the Beemer…. states the proper way to present a prospective trophy winning chicken to an overly critical show-judge…    always remove a chicken from a coop headfirst to avoid feather damage to [...]

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C.S.I. ( chicken-s__t- investigation)

 a capacity crowd of eight moochers attended today’s breakfast… another wonderful meal consisting of no less than ten pounds of fischer’ boneless center-cut ham ($7.00 per lb. )..sponsored by the ultimate entrepeneur Tommy O’Neal….    hungry moochers arrived prior to first light , and remained around the fireplace til nine or later…. i became weary of repeated tales with [...]

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Big Chicken Pool

   over a hundred confiscated chickens and multiple arrests in Parker county over the week-end…. illegal chicken-fights in Poolville … dominant descendents of the shell-shocked RO HO … the once proud rooster from Montague’s leading chicken ranch…. the rooster that spent eighteen hours in close proximity with a bob cat before being freed from torment…     [...]

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