Young love , first love , filled with deep emotion …. Barney Frank’s decided to make an honest deviate of his long-term Cougar attraction , Jim Read .. These hairy legged perverts will exchange vows of play-like marriage in the near future , as Barney whispers tongue-tied words of moral turpitude in Jimmy’s delicate hair-filled ear..
Both grooms are expected to wear white flowing gowns and limp wrists , with lace garters and silk unmentionables to the private double ring ceremony at Jaquee’s Hair Salon and Movie Production Co. of San Fransisco.. Rather than the more traditional wedding march , a soft rendition of “I think I’m dancing with a man ” will play continuously through out the marital fiasco ..
The bride’s registry will be located on Isle 6 at Tractor Supply, right next to the freakishly perverted wedding gifts and home-cleaning products .
The gay couple will spend a honey-moon week of intimately wicked and indescribably perverted activity while basking in the privacy of a side-street motel in Via Acuna Mexico ..
Suffice it to say.. Barney’s frank , and Jim’s ready …
What in the world are you talking about or should I say whom are you talking about?
Democratic Congressman Barney Frank and his chosen wifette ,Jim Ready ..
let the queers began
What will be served at the wedding??
I think they should Honeymoon in Montague County. I’ve never seen anything like that and we could put them out of their misery.