There’s blasphemy on the shelves at Texas Super Markets .. some Yankee transplant had a brain-cough .. He decided despite his geographic location , the time has come to introduce vegetarian chili to Native Texans.. I know I should go wash my hands after typing ” vegetarian ” and ” chili ” in the same sentence .. [...]
Archive for January, 2012
It’s just wrong what yankees do to chili …
Posted in Uncategorized on January 31, 2012 | 5 Comments »
Prayerful petition …
Posted in Uncategorized on January 31, 2012 | 2 Comments »
It’s come to my attention that the probable cause for Sonny’s regrettable absence from last Saturday’s Shriner’s event , is due to some serious health issues .. I’ll ask all his good brothers and their families and friends to join me in petitioning God’s grace, for intervention on Sonny’s behalf .. Our compassionate thoughts and [...]
No presents please …
Posted in Uncategorized on January 30, 2012 | 4 Comments »
Happy Anniversary to me ..twenty-two years ago on this day , J.R. Neeld took note of my financial plight ,and hired me into the employ of the City Of Bowie..after being layed-off from the bowling alley where he sometimes enjoyed an off-duty cold beer and preferential alley assignment .. For nearly a quarter-century I’ve [...]
Short Sheet Sargent …
Posted in Uncategorized on January 30, 2012 | 4 Comments »
A glimpse into my previous life as a Secret Military Operative for the Sixth Army …command post at Mary and Chippers Ranch just north of the DMZ in Montague .. I wore the rank of underclassmen in an effort to blend in with comrades of the 101st Airborne .
2012 Maskat Shrine Album
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2012 | 5 Comments »
Partial Post …
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2012 | 9 Comments »
Again I weaseled in on a tic-toc gathering of the Muskrat Shrine last night .. The second time in as many years I’ve gained unauthorized entry with a bogus press-pass furnished by one of their own.. Thanks Sonny . Though I missed seeing you and the bride at last night’s gala affair , [...]
Cooking News ..
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2012 | 1 Comment »
The bi-partisan committee of Nuther Brother and the General ventured off on a sortie , in search of Texas Monthly’s featured BBQ chef ( Aaron Franklin) in Austin.. Their quest for superior sixteen dollar brisket was a ruse.. In fact , they were enrolled in BBQ 101 .. in search of an edge , a secret [...]
Dad-gum dogs …
Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2012 | 1 Comment »
Carolyn’s geriatric Pomeranian took a header off the end of the bed this morning , while settling a sleeping arrangement dispute with Saddie the pint-sized poodle .. Mandy fell three feet to the concrete tile floor.. ( that’s 21 feet in dog measurements ) ….not catastrophic , but it’s dogastrophic ! She’s now in Doggie [...]
Dressed Rehearsal ….
Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2012 | 1 Comment »
For all those waiting with bated breath for the Third Annual Shriner’s Ball at Daddy Sams on Saturday night , nourishment and pre-condition training for this marathon of alcoholic intake will be served up at Moocher’s Breakfast Sat. morning .. Add some color to your otherwise drab existence , stop by Ed’s for doughty biscuits and red-eye [...]
Best wishes Barney …
Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2012 | 5 Comments »
Young love , first love , filled with deep emotion …. Barney Frank’s decided to make an honest deviate of his long-term Cougar attraction , Jim Read .. These hairy legged perverts will exchange vows of play-like marriage in the near future , as Barney whispers tongue-tied words of moral turpitude in Jimmy’s delicate hair-filled ear.. Both [...]
