accurate head-count stands at seventeen…..possibilities of potential perpetrators , twice that !
this was not the demented act of a single person but a team effort of multiple individuals with both time and excess money on their chicken stained hands… no ONE person would belly-up to the cash out-lay required for both cast-iron and domesticated chickens…
multiple breeds… multiple colors.. multiple sizes of second-monday fowl with totally feathered legs and feathered hats…. a virtual tsunami of red walser rejects….
the initial shared cost of both prickster poultry and sheet iron replicas could easily exceed two hundred… chump change compared to the projected feed-bill for winter months that lay directly ahead at the carter ranch…to be shouldered by a single civil servant on meager wages….bo pilgrim couldn’t feed this hungry herd !
didn’t chipper say he was going to second-monday trade days when he left the moocher’s breakfast last saturday ? ….. didn’t tom sheepishly tell me on saturday night that more chickens were coming ? …..didn’t grumpy bid on a pen-load of F.F.A. chickens last show ?didn’t henley find my chicken predicament particularly humorous….wasn’t herkie raised on a chicken farm ? and danny dates that farm-girl from windthorst….all these guys are capable of fowl play , and collectively or singularly capable of funding the deal !
the current list of suspects includes all the independently wealthy bankers and business men that have been ridiculed on the pages of this highly accurate and respected blog in recent months… one chicken per offended subject could fill my hen-house to a depth of four feet…
perhaps a blanket apology is in order…. i’m sorry yohee….and hoot …mr.coffee 2 and c.r.t. …. mooch and art the fart….gooober and chuck-chuck the woodchuck…. sonny or big chicken……ed notee , preacher scott…. brady o’neal or frito fred…. come get your chickens !
I’m in New Mexico Carter. There aint no chickens here just goats. Would you like a few?
come in tettleton—could you posibly shipped the chickins from tucomcarie—carter who knows– biggest scam of the year— how come chipper s laying behind the log–ed
gotta love the metal chickens. If you don’t want them, I surely would love to have the in my yard, send them on up here. They can hang out in the back yard with my yard bird Kathe gave me last year. Birds of a feather…..
Carter, this is a direct cut and paste from the original big chicken posting.
on December 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm | Reply beemer63
Looks like a prolific rooster to me – better keep the hens away or you’ll have a yard full little german chickens with an Italian flavor. How big is your yard?
So, Now I can say I did in fact warn you. Re-read that last sentence…….
maybe need to hire a park ranger to watch out for carter farm
i notice everybody’s name was on the apology list, but square head’s. i was in Arkansas all weekend. i cooked for Chesapeake on Friday night and i thought i cooked for XTO on Saturday, but after the news this morning i was cooking for Exxon Mobil. check your chickens. if they was from Arkansas one leg would be longer than the other from standing on the side of a hill. tommy oneal has a park ranger and he doesn’t have chicken problems. have two shirts show you where you go to sign up to get goverment money to feed your chickens. this is were two shits got his money to start up his water transfer company. carter obama has a lot of money for the chicken farmers.
we all got that money one way r another them bush give aways were the best but its over time to give some back l vote democrat
Tom Tom – How MUCH $$$ are you going to give back? Or are you just waiting for the O’Bama bill? It’ll be more than I have – may have to borrow a few from you turncoats!
paybacks are hell, i hate to see an old classmate get in a bind on a chicken deal but what goes around comes around.. alll those chicks you chased in the w.a.d.’s may be coming back.. the chipper get the story straigh on the chickens…
Fresh eggs for Saturday morning breakfast, how good is that, Ed will have the grill hot…