sweet substitute

 thanksgiving came just in time to accent the current pumpkin shortage…. unseasonable rains and unfavorable harvest conditions have resulted in fewer cans of the orange goo for pilgrim pies…. grocery shelves that once were lined with colorful cans of the traditional pie-fixins now stand conspicuously empty…
   but not to worry…Martha Stewart offers substitute prison recipe’s [...]

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T.V. dinner…

    just a couple more day’s til the traditional last thursday of november… Thanksgiving Day ! ….tis the season to engage the dumbest bird ever know to man in a dual of wits…
    that featherless fowl , though dead and frozen , continues to deal misery to newly-wed novice cooks and seasoned grandmaw’s too… thawing time… cooking [...]

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coming soon to a flat-screen near you !

   i know it’s late afternoon for the accomplishments of my old political friend…. but he’s considering a career change… a radical change…. Glenn Beck’s popularity is short-lived as chipper prepares to go national with his own conservative network talk-show ….if oprah can… chipper can !
  bill O’Reilly is quick to say caution….the spin stops here [...]

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justice for sale !

  there’s a snake in the courthouse…… scott fenstermaker , defense attorney for the islamic goons from gitmo.. has stooped to gutter depths even for an american snakey lawyer….under the pretense of justice for all …. he’s chosen to join the mind-set of eric holder…by giving islam a propaganda platform just blocks from where they delivered their denominational [...]

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shame on the sheik

 now that our attorney general has determined it would be better for us to try the gitmo-five in american courts , has he also considered that their atrocities might qualify them under american hate-crime legislation , for enhanced punishment under that flawed concept…. ( excluding water-board torture )
  surely among the three thousand murder victims there must be several homosexuals , hundreds [...]

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big bucks mean big bucks…

  deer season is in full swing … city dwellers have migrated to montague county for the coveted opportunity to climb a tree and fire at will….  huge sums of money exchange hands for the legal permission to blast armadillos , possums , and the unlikely appearance of an evolution altered goat with pronged horns… miserable [...]

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montague mooslim

   in light of the recent massacre at fort hood texas and obama’s camouflaged decision to try five gitmo enemy combatants in an american civilian court … with all the right’s guaranteed by the constitution..  readers of the blog are now demanding accurate unbiased journalistic reports on related matters of islam…
 in the interest of presenting fair and balanced [...]

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boy’s toys….

   male bonding was high priority on saturday as three generations of macho-mechanics replaced the front brake pads on #1 grandsons chevy trail-blazer… with the optional really big corvette engine…  (jet black paint and mafia windows )….. ( seventeen inch wheels ) shining like an emerald in a goat’s tail-light…..( courtesy of cleveland indian’s baseball )  ….greasy hands [...]

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greenwood gourmet

  listen up all you geriatric nostalgia freaks… for a trip down memory lane , a rekindling of simpler times , a step back into the rural america of your youth…. go to www.greenwoodgroceryandgrill.com  to visit the backwoods of wise county where ed and i ate lunch last saturday….. you’ll be jealous ! … or [...]

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dual watch-dogs

   ed’s got a new watch-dog at the windmill yard… a young big headed yellow leg-lovin dog … water-plant reject … trainee replacement for hoot’s bull-dozer dog…
  hoot’s hospice dog was dropped off two years ago to spend his final days in rural surroundings , but the  sweet country air revitalized his perviously suicidal state …his will [...]

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