wall to wall people and chamber of commerce weather visited the dispersal auction of the estate of Albert and Margret Fenoglio in Montague on Saturday… throngs of folks stood in line to register for the auction , then stood for hours as pieces of memorabilia items , farming equipment , household goods , tools , etc. sold to the [...]
Archive for October, 2009
high bid…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2009 | 5 Comments »
pan-handle pandemonium
Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
this special edition blog is written exclusively for the monday morning quarter-back’s meeting at mooches newly renovated camp-fire coffee shop and brisket brothel in down town nocona…. i tried telling you good’ol boys how friday night’s game would play out… but a select group of anvil-heads (henley and the mayor ) held out hope that the two-shirt’s grandson [...]
fax fiasco….
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
some warped individual is sending photo-fax copies of my senior yearbook pictures over the water-company fax machine… no cover sheet… no return address… just black and white renditions of forty years ago….perposterious alterations with a black crayola ….for two days now !
but i suspect it’s a short trip across the free-way from short jone’s [...]
game day
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2009 | 11 Comments »
the county wide football rivalry of north texas is slated for tonight… i’m talking major tradition… when coach keck and his indian braves go on a rabbit hunt…. Nocona and Bowie have played this grid iron grudge match since the county surveyor , Daniel Montague , wore number 6 for Nocona….back in 1858…. bowie [...]
i got the bone ….
Posted in Uncategorized on October 29, 2009 | 7 Comments »
when guy friends do something exceptionally thoughtful for you , be skeptical , be very skeptical …
ed , beemer , and tommy o’neal ventured down to the decatur branch of the BIG bank for lunch today , on special invitation from the oklahoma loan officer…. i reluctantly had to stay at the plant and work… [...]
case closed
Posted in Uncategorized on October 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
looks like chipper has been drinking coffee with his evening meal again… wound tighter than becky holland’s panty hose… a virtual tsunami of irrational comments and left-wing opinions… he obviously should run for public office considering that unsolicited gift of gab… maybe on the moo-slum ticket …
he’s down on the meskins… the mooslums … [...]
the king of dairy queen…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2009 | 11 Comments »
the high point of my torpid tuesday was having lunch with the big-bank president… ( Hooty )…exotic menu selections based on taste and preference rather than price… i had the bacon cheese burger with jalapeno’s and mushrooms.. completely out of my league ! …extravagant display of wealth and influence.. all secured with a plastic [...]
trick or treat
Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
you remember Rodney Carrington’s hilarious hit song ” i think i’m dancing with a man “ well our liberal president is signing legislation that would make it a hate crime offense to deck a cross-dresser that successfully fakes you out….
it’s far worse , under proposed american law , to punch a queer or he/she than [...]
C.S.I. noble road….
Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
the recent dust-up with a disgruntled reader led me to re-scrutinize some of my most inflammatory hate-mail… while sifting through a stack of closet boxes , i think i’ve found a common thread … a pattern.. a common denominator… all but a few of the most aggressive rants were written on Caterpillar stationery…. rambling incoherent essays….on [...]
romance novel
Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
parting is such sweet sorrow , but today at the first glimmer of light , rice-rocket randy and his adopted family of Stella and the wild kitty kitty , headed west for tucumcari …. his goat herding woman is hotter than the pepper patch in the blazing new mexico sun…… she’s killed the fatted goat [...]
