high voltage varetti

    it’s been a couple of days since the double-slide motor home belonging to the flat-land cotton farmer pulled out of ed’s driveway… after a three day stay… the light meter has finally quit spinning and cooled enough to touch…
  a cord the size of  overhead power lines supplied voltage for varetti’s multiple air conditioners [...]

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terrorist rolls double-six

  the f.b.i. , c.i.a. , and homeland security have performed extremely well in recent weeks ….  they have identified , detained , and arrested several would-be terrorists plotting to cause bodily harm to american citizens….  plots have been discovered in dallas , denver , and the latest and least publicized plot in a new [...]

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misfit mason

  how many fifty mile trips does it require to be fitted for a custom made tuxedo…. apparently more than i ever imagined !…. a nameless rotund shriner has experienced thirty days of measure six times , cut once , since he signed a contractual obligation with a wichita falls tailor… numerous time consuming ventures [...]

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clabbered court-ship

   hard times have hit close to home for many locals…coffee shop rumors indicate that little danny suffered a lay-off from his lucrative milking  job in windthorst…. the milk production lady cut the fence and put him out on the county road …down-sized her herd…. left the gate down….culled the red ant for younger , more productive [...]

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day of prayer… and intimidation.

 sunset today marks the end of the Holy Jewish holiday Yom Kappur… a twenty five hour period dedicated to forgiveness and repentance… marked by fasting and prayer…
   Jews celebrate this holy day as Iran test fires another missile to intimidate surrounding american military bases and the nation of Israel … how long is Israel expected [...]

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sunday service

   spent a good portion of the day yesterday in the company of  Christians , at Central Christian Church in nocona….they were celebrating preacher Scott’s latest achievement…his  phd…. i was mooching in…listening to the quest speaker..Steve , the song-bird pianist , who turned out to be the preacher’s  talented wife Rebecca…and wondering why this beautiful old [...]

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burnt offering…

   the formerly thankless hero preparing mouth-watering bar-b-que ribs for the wedding feast of  darren (night -crawler ) fenotee ,  was none other than our own home-town one-man demolition derby , ultimate oilfield employee …..culinary chef and ranch foreman ,  frito fred…..with left-hand thread ….
  his meticulous attention to details of duty , whether tending company livestock or [...]

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triple trouble

 late breaking news of this beautiful fall week-end in montague county includes the holy matrimony ceremony of the night-crawler and his adolescent bride… a mid-morning service at the cowboy-church… located at the fat-dog ranch near the bug-scuffle exit… sure enough!
 the littlest cowgirl throwed the night wrangler and tied him off with a piggin string , [...]

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ol’ blue eyes…

  thanks Abby for sharing this great photo of the possibly abducted blue-eyed lady  , with all interested readers of the blog… carolyn spotted her in town a week prior to this last friday… hopefully she’s still around town somewhere….

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news-worthy notations

    just a couple of quick points of interest for the locals :   stamp-licker was imphatic  when he left town on august first , that he would not return til october the first…. but frost-bite fransis has called the dogs with a premature announcement… she’s had more than enough of close living quarters with the [...]

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