allow me to dedicate a few short lines to the noticeably unusual appearance of the square-head brisket king from east germany… herkie biffle… ( what was his momma thinking… herkie ? )
seriously….if you’ve never seen a rotund german in a florescent pea-green wagon sheet , wearing bright orange hand-sox and short britches , [...]
Archive for August, 2009
colorful contestant
Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
good job.. brady o’neal
Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2009 | 7 Comments »
all was quiet when i rounded the courthouse this morning at five-thirty on my way to work…. the smoke cloud from portable cookers had cleared , illegally parked vehicles were gone , oddly dressed folks with dogs on leashes had dispersed… there was no visible signs of all the unbridled , uninhibited fun that [...]
cashing in dairy-queen coupons
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
little-danny’s milking another man’s stock through a five-wire fence in west germany…
he came through the wild-fire festival on saturday morning … pulling a utility trailer , loaded with one of those zero-radius mowers… ed called to see why he didn’t stop by… he said he was headed to the lawn-mower repair shop for [...]
all in !
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
not since the days preceding felix gillette’s exposee in texas monthly has illegal gaming been so open and so abbrasive , in close proximity to school property…in montague..
friday night’s pre-cooking happy hour turned open casino , under the weather seasoned front porch of Andrew’s Annex … anxious victims engulfed the circular table for a lesson [...]
pay-day loan
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
i needed gas on saturday for multiple trips back and forth between home and the brisket-cook-off , but incidental expenses had already consumed all my pocket cash except for a couple of c-notes… i was unsuccessful in finding a willing money-changer to break my hundred dollar bill , so instinctively i borrowed twenty from [...]
breaking camp
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
mass Exodus is top priority today… the well beaten path surrounding andrew’s apologetic annex will once again sprout new life to sand-burrs and goat-heads , but not til next spring…
excess traffic , smoker-grease drippings , and backed-up sewage from ed’s solitary functional toilet has successfully killed all traces of vegetation within a twenty [...]
short schedule
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »
precious little time to blog…. the wildfire bbq cook-off is getting under way. my mom is in the hospital ,two brothers and a son camped at my house… #1 grandson arrives today at dfw , from phoenix …gotta pick him up…
i’m cooking beans and potato salad… thawing brisket, ribs , chicken , and sausage [...]
ted is dead…..
Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2009 | 8 Comments »
i see our democratic congressman teddy is scheduled to have a gopher deliver his mail for the duration…. his forty five years on the government teat ended last night… now i’m anxious to see how main-stream media elevates his status to that of royalty…. the dynasty… the messiah , loved by all except the [...]
presidential parrallel
Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
president obama is spending some time resting in martha’s vineyard , but what the general population may be unaware of is that chipper too spent some time in the vineyard…minnie’s vineyard… with sereita and her white horse… but he wasn’t resting …. he was hand feeding her grapes and barney carminatti’s home-made wine , [...]
montague may-day
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
local event promoter brady o’neal is currently perched on the extreme frail branches of sapling limb, on a less than healthy tree..in preliminary stages of eminent decay…
he’s dedicated his personal wealth and reputation to insure payment to no less than five prominent bands.. for the musical entertainment of all in attendance at the [...]
