algore’s global warming comes to montague county and tommy o’neals tomato patch….temperatures hanging at 105 and direct sunlight have reeked havoc on tom’s fruit of the vine… sun-blistered and weather cracked vegetables have motivated this fourth generation farmer to initiate unfamiliar techniques….
he learned of obama’s mandated closure of mc natt chevrolet in denton county… closed a leased on three acre’s of car-lot sun screen canvas and stretched it over his garden…
most successful farmers would be slow to invest five thousand dollars in shade protection for fifty dollars worth of vine ripe tomato’s…but nobody said tom was a successful farmer…..perhaps the batteries are low in his pocket calculator…..maybe he’s planning to use it at next years shadey fenotee reunion…only his personal secretary really knows what makes him tick….and she’s not talking !
it absolutely doesn’t make mathmatical sence… but seems to be working very well for him ! …meanwhile just enjoy the fresh tomato’s on the prime cut salad-bar and leave the math to uncle melvin’s prize student….he’s making it work !
