yard art indescretion….

   i got  home today , anxious to complete the final trim work before the carpet layers arrive later this week…. i got busy laying the base and door trim down the hall at the top of the stairs… upstairs to measure.. downstairs to cut.. then back up to nail…
  during one of these multiple trips [...]

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another one bit the dust !

   woody is taking early retirement from the big-bank….some say it’s to spend more time with winney… some say it’s due to the troubled economy and c.e.o. salary caps imposed by the obama administration… some say it’s because under-studies like mr.coffee two ,  hoot meekins , and that oklahoma loan officer have extended a line of [...]

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use your head ….

    i was anxious to try super-meg’s recipe for hog-head cheese but found it difficult in today’s modern market to purchase a hog’s head…. i asked the manager at wal-mart , he just stared in disbelief … same result at brookshires…. i called all my friends looking for a hogs-head… no one keeps them lying [...]

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high temperatures… low budget !

 i remember only once in my lifetime when i was hotter that it was here on saturday… arguably 103 degrees…
   my junior year in high school , a conservative cousin of mine suggested a double date for a july night… we’d take the girls to the drive-in movie… a nickle-nose plan came into play….
   lean [...]

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neverland nostalgia

  chipper and beemer attended a michael jackson candle-lite vigil at the prime-cut last night… door prizes included a couple of michael jackson eight-track tapes from becky holland’s private collection and a quart of purex bleach…….complimentary ripple helped them deal with the pain…
    while wearing only one welding glove , chipper drank enough ripple to demonstrate the [...]

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meg’s menu

   the following quirky cuisine suggestions were submitted by denton county land baron and accomplished food critic… super-meg !

 

Here’s a great orderve for the nootees’ appetizer table or at breakfast along with the famous Italian sausage..
 
Hogs Head Cheese
 
5 gallons well water                          1 clove garlic
1 whole hogshead, cleaned                2 red peppers, finely cut
5 large onions                                   1 tablespoon black [...]

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taylor’s troubles and triumps

  a couple of weeks back  heath taylor experienced some extensive shoulder pain while pitching in relief for kinston… he was benched for about ten days to rest… then called for another bull-pen appearance in a  regular season game.. same result… persistant pain in his throwing shoulder…
  the team trainer then sent him from north carolina [...]

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italian invasion…..

  fair warning to all the bowie drunkards….traveling to nocona for your favorite pay-day thirty pac this week-end could be problematic…. ya see … it’s the june  gathering of the fenoglio clan… their family reunion will cause traffic jams of monumental proportions at the four-way stop sign… them notee’s are coming from the four corners [...]

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hook’em horns

   the texas longhorns went down in flames in omaha last night , despite another quality relief performance by brandon workman , and my backwards O.U. rally cap… auggie and the boys did texas proud but were over whelmed  by the hot bats of L.S.U.
    what about that dread-lock reliever for the tigers ?… unorthodox appearance , unusual [...]

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good gosh governor !

  what’s up with republican governors ?…. i  think it’s obvious whats up , i really mean what’s going on ! … twice  , in as many weeks ,  two republican governors have been caught in compromising indiscretions… first…john ensign , nevada’s republican leader , now…mark sanford , south carolina’s conservative choice…
  turns out he was [...]

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