many montague county blog readers may be totally unfamiliar with a locally discrete member of the turkey texas land owners association… jay goober…
he’s a world renowned banker from over in young county that had the misfortune of crossing paths with the montague motor-home cartel down at leukenbach a few years back… despite being a well educated successful businessman he found these italian rednecks to be a source of great amusement and copious amounts of complimentary discount beer…against the advise of his business minded better half he formed a bond of loyalty and long term friendship with this bouquet of social outcast.
as of late his privately owned bank has fallen on hard times but due to his lack of corporate jets and absence of wall street stock holders , he fails to qualify for the bail-out funds being awarded to c.e.o.’s of larger , less profitable conglomerate financial institutes…
due to the recent banking crunch and lack of federal assistance for the moderately rich , goober has decided to board up the doors on his loan-shark business and follow the dreams of his childhood…
he’s headed to nashville to pursue his alternative talent of playing bob wills music for inebriated tone-deaf listeners ….. taking his harley davidson retro cycle and his fender guitar to music city u.s.a. for the creation of his first ” take it away leon ” C.D.
actually it’s not a fender , it’s a lyle…. sold at numerous target stores back in the sixties , but the fact that he has it bungie corded securely to the back fender of his harley for the trip to nashville , qualifies it to be called a fender guitar..
goobers premiere release is expected to be available at most flea-markets and high end garage sales throughout young county…lines may be long in new castle and woodson so come early or order direct from goober-tunes .com
three easy payments of nineteen ninety five will bring the “take it away leon ” C.D. and a ghost of bob wills christmas album directly to your door step just in time for the holidays …make check payable to becky goober , she’s completely out of shiner bach !
i hear he may be ask to sing at inguration
indeed !….. singing turn out the lights , the party’s over…
we will be on yet another road trip during the obamainatoin of the county i was so proud of, i’m just like michel hussiane obama for the first time in my life i’m not proud of my county… what a deal, i still love texas can we succeede from the the north and the liberals.. i want out, i’ll take my toys and move to cuba i think they are all republicans down their.. the chipper where the rambling starts here..