august is on us , the heat continues to build , but relief is in sight… i’m not talking about september… the reprieve will be much sooner than that. this week end, sunday afternoon , is the annual tommy fenotee prime-cut appreciation festival…it’s a free-loaders dream come true..
you can beat the heat at the [...]
Archive for July, 2008
overdraft oasis…
Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
two by two
Posted in Uncategorized on July 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
the mail influx continues ! it’s legendary !…. yesterday , i got fifteen pounds of anti-smoking propaganda plus a couple of rolls of pennies and two torn and tattered two dollar bills from an underground cache .. these were remnants of an earlier miser… a fruit-jar stash of an unscrupulous banking executive… these bills [...]
horse hockey – (equine excretement)
Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
on the way to work this morning , around five thirty , i was listening to baxter black (cowboy poet ) tell a romantic colorful story about being a cowboy.. about the pleasures of owning a horse. the bond between man and animal …it was a delightfully detailed array of pleasantries and positive mental [...]
the ” W.” don’t stand for warranty..
Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
ed , i quizzed w.w. red wallser about the warranty on that banny sittin-hen the coyotes stole off the back porch night before last , and the half dozen eggs that she was perched on…
he was extremely sorrowful for our untimely loss ( just six days away from hatchin ) but said it was [...]
half naked truth…
Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
as i was parked in ed’s r.v. shed this morning to avoid the texas sun , while waiting for him to emerge from the house for the trip to bible class. i noticed some movement in my rearview mirror… it was a half naked bald-headed man in his drawer tails , headed down the [...]
i’ve got a dream…ken york !
Posted in Uncategorized on July 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
this is it ! the fenoglio family reunion week-end is unofficially under way.. there’s a medium sized gathering ( something under four hundred ) at tom’s pool-side party as i write..stay tunned right here this week-end for a second hand non-fenotee report on all the festivities !
i just called over across the coastal [...]
poison pen pyramid
Posted in Uncategorized on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
my gosh , i can’t believe the response on this robin-hood mail fraud scam … the checks are still coming ! forrest favor should have perfected this scam years ago rather than that stanley-products pyramid scheme.
got a check today from c.e.o. of the ultimate strip mall… he enclosed a generous donation by democratic [...]
cigarette money
Posted in Uncategorized on July 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
the money just keeps rollin in… hugo the snake hand-delivered another robin-hood contribution to my mail-box today.. some anonymous contributor threw caution to the wind , sent cash through american postal system..
that’s right ! i received a genuine three dollar bill , with clinton’s picture in place of lincoln’s.. that right there tells [...]
home sweet home !
Posted in Uncategorized on July 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
i’ve been off work all week , but i’d hardly call it a vacation.. i’m still working intermitently on my massive mr. fixit project… about seven years ago carolyn and i had a new house built on our eight acre minni-ranch east of montague.
the professional carpenters framed-up our two story country home… put it [...]
windfall wizzard
Posted in Uncategorized on July 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
a week or so ago , after reading an article by nelson mandella on how the rich people should help the poor people around them , i sent an e-mail to several of my rich republican friends…. told them of the article , shamed ‘em for being tight , and included my mailing address for [...]
