the turkey landowners association had a monumental problem with waste water utility lines on saturday… seems the trailer-park overseer had failed to mention to the socially elite campers to be mindful of what they flushed down those motor home thrones…
a big blockage occured on saturday… sewer water backed up on silk-stocking row… high [...]
Archive for April, 2008
republican restroom
Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
welcome back waco
Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
those good’ol boys from waco were my favorite band… they played stuff i actually had heard since i left the farm back in the early fifties…. very little milk-cow blues… more merle and george jones… they played on the stage all day, then kept the campers up all night with dennis’s base and the [...]
pilot possessed
Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
chipper has another new toy…he’s got a bull-horn megaphone mounted on the bottom of his air assault helicopter…. each of the last two evenings just prior to twilight he flies over my house at low altitude and high speed , circles three or four times , shouting into the microphone… ” carter , come [...]
montague mime musician
Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
i was there when the newspaper lady from wichita falls interviewed chipper and the boys concerning their corporate empire and the turkey landowners association… chipper offered up a bribe with a couple of mr.flower’s rib-eye steaks , for a favorable mention in her syndicated column… she took the bait… wrote about half the guys in [...]
shortman motor-home
Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
my old pal grumpy came through with pristene accomodations and transportation , all in one package deal… he was the high bidder at the government auction on a 99 dodge prison van down at bastrop last week.. the van had previously been used to transport illegal meskins in fort worth dallas back south of [...]
turkey with wet socks
Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
a present check of the channel 3 radar indicates nothing short of a monsoon rain shower currently underway in downtown turkey texas… campers will be confined to the cook shack or the covered dance floor as shelter from the cow and the flat rock syndrone ! ed’s beer cooler is in grave danger of [...]
dangerous deputy deacon duvall
Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
had a typical monday yesterday… stopped by mom’s for a short visit after work , then headed towards the capitol city for the evening meal… while traveling along 59 at the normal pace my cell phone began to ring…
it was deacon duvall… he was talking in unpleasant tones… said ” get that hot [...]
shiner bach and bob wills
Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
chipper , ed , bacus , goober , and several other self employed or retired republican citizens , living out their golden years , have boarded those gas-hog motor homes… dragging trailers loaded with cookers , smokers , motorcycles and four wheel mules…buying four dollar fuel for aerodynamic challenged box-cars that get four miles [...]
bathroom banker
Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
city workers have spent the better part of a week searching for and repairing antiquated sewer lines at the other bank…tempers and patience has been tested by anxious employees who have but one option for restroom facilities… the only working jonnie in the building is the executive wash-room in c.r.t.’s office..how unjust is that [...]
agent eric and the big man….
Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
you may remember a week or so ago when i reported finding a hand grenade taped to the top rail on my front gate…. then a couple of days later i found a business card from e.o.g. taped in the exact same place with flagging tape to catch my attention… exact same m.o. as [...]
