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Archive for February, 2008

shoot low sheriff

    i’m at a total loss as how to vote on the upcoming sheriff’s race… due partially to the fact that i have little to no experience with that office… i think the criminal element has better working knowledge of the office and it’s duties…after all they spend a lot of time in close contact [...]

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clean up on isle four

   ed and i stopped by the national franchise ultimate convenience store of montague yesterday ,to check progress and the highly anticipated grand opening date…
    i requested a professional interview with building superintendent cody tip..but he was much too busy for such trivial matters… he was eating frito’s and drinking red-bull from company stock , [...]

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feces and furniture

    ed had a moving experience last week-end , after laughing at that poor guy at the courthouse…. the one with the squirts… ed contracted the same dysentery… spent two days in remorse for finding humor in anothers colonic chaos.. ( he who laughs last ,laughs loudest)
    now , i’m involved in a moving experience [...]

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election central 1958

  early voting is underway at the capitol city in montague… early voters enjoy the luxury of  short lines and easy access ..
    those old days of anxiously waiting on the courthouse steps for election returns to dribble in from each precinct before being posted on a large blackboard for public viewing , are hopefully [...]

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  after spending a week-end very close to the porcelain throne   ( gastro-interitus) , ed’s off to scotland  texas.. this morning…..seems big-o has a mysterious water leak on a two mile line through the grasslands of clay county…. water used to water the countless momma cows and service the ranch house headquarters….
   ed will surely [...]

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overdue onions

 shortly after the saturday morning meeting of the montague rotary club… the honorable hoot meekins presiding over an unusually large and diverse crowd.. ed and i meandered off to the state park to commandeer the services of  the only remaining farmer fenoglio…
    we borrowed a hundred and fifty thousand dollar john deere tractor to cultivate [...]

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one year anniversary

    i’m fast approaching the one year anniversary of  “montague county moments”… the fifteenth of march… seems almost impossible that i’ve managed to alienate myself from so many people in such a short time.. on a couple of occasions, i have been threatened with bodily harm for printing what i perceived to be the truth [...]

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infuriating forecast

    if you were not able to catch a flight to texas yesterday…. i’d hold off for a few days ! it’s cold today .. temp hovering around freezing , north wind chills those sun-drenched bones of yesterday.. the indian summer was short lived…
   time to hit the meat market in search of the prime chili [...]

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springtime in february

   if you didn’t wake up in texas this morning , you should drop whatever you’re presently doing and board the next flight…. it’s an absolutely gorgeous day in the lone-star state… montague county in particular… sixty-two and sunny… light southerly breeze… birds are calling for spring…
    it would be the perfect day to sit [...]

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clearing skies

  hey here it is tuesday evening… life continues to return to normal in the carter family… carolyn is improving every day from her knee surgery…mom is less vocal today about her new home at belmire… brother richard has gone back to his family in denton county..
   i think i have all the various dogs fed [...]

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