highschool poetry

  barley , barley , buckwheat straw..
  forty licks is the law..
  hit me now and hit me then…
  hit me when i fart again.. !!!
                  author unknown…
     * i think it was lester-gene (foo-foo ) stump…

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cowboy cadillac

  i saw tiny in the process of repainting the prime-cut limo earlier in the week…out in the drive-way beside the house….
    little did i know that he and brady-o’neal  and probably cody-tip were preparing for a trip to dallas today , to watch the cowboys play football…
   keep in mind this is an eighty-something model stretched [...]

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judge not

have you ever been arrested ?
or told you must appear…
downtown nocona texas,
before judge Hava-beer ?
wear fresh starched shirt
and french cologne..
can’t say she’s easy
but she lives alone…
you may get fined
or you may get life !!
what she really wants
is to be someone’s wife….

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mickey D’s drive-thru

   i saw on the evening news a couple of weeks back that mc donald’s is changing over to canola-blended oil.. getting away from all those trans-fats , what ever they are !!
    but i’m tellin ya’ if you shop at mc donalds in bowie , trans fats are the least of your worries !!
   let [...]

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used tri-cycle for sale !!!

    if you read this weeks shopper you probably noticed that ad  for a honda tri-cycle… chipper is willing to sacrifice that low mileage scooter for a mere 16,000 dollars…( it’s not cheap but it’s reasonable ).. if a used 88 model with 80,000 miles cost 16 G’s , what on God’s green earth would [...]

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lead based buddhists

  there is a direct link between lead poisoning and learning disabilities..
   recent tests indicate that the chinese continue to use lead based paint despite scientific and medical  studies that warn of the results..
   they are a major manufacturer of wal-mart merchandise… including children’s toys…
  perhaps this revelation would lead one to believe that some [...]

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democratic title–republican lifestyle

    it was brought to my attention  during the reading of aunt mac’s eulogy that her baby boy’s middle name is( lyndon)… further proof that tom’s dear ol’dad was indeed a yellow dog democrat…
   the irony of that  is…. now tom lives his life as a republican while voting straight democratic ticket.. perhaps he would [...]

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sittin up with the dead….

   the recent rash of funerals got me to thinkin about the ol’time tradition of sittin up with the dead… i remember as a half-grown adolescent being asked to sit up with a family member at the funeral home the night before the funeral service….down at owens and brumley…
   i was reluctant to say the [...]

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we saw !!

    we saw—tiny apply a professional coat of sky-blue paint to the rear quarter panel of a late model caddy there at the paint and body car-port in montague… dust free environment… positive air circulation from the south wind… no sags i’m sure !!
    we saw—- mayfeild moving that twenty five loads of dirt for [...]

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folgers facts

    i learned a lot over coffee early this morning… the c.e.o. of richardson’s furniture made mention of the fact that his dedicated delivery crew had delivered a couple of work-benches to the third floor of the fenotee-hilton earlier this week….
   we can only assume that tommy o’neal has finally worn out his welcome at [...]

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