six-man slaughter

  tonight is the first performance of the winning season for the gold-burg bears… they’re taking on notre dame at seven-thirty at corpening stadium in stoneburg texas…. i know what your thinking !!  that’s a long bus ride from euclid ohio to stoneburg…
   coach clay said he wanted a tough schedule to get the boys [...]

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taylor-trivia

  the pitcher with the lowest e.r.a. in the new york pennsylvaina league wears the number 35 and calls bowie texas home…..calls me popa… cream rises to the top…
    with seven days left in the season, taylor finally qualified for the  ” pitching leaders list ” and went straight to the number one position….only the number [...]

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helicopter hamburgers

    airport expansion was the topic of last tuesday’s council meeting… they’re kickin around the idea of building a restaurant at bowie municipal…
   i’m wondering just how many duties can the air-traffic controler perform at the county’s busy airport ??
  bishop has already got a full plate… fueling those commercial flights… runnin the weed-eater… washing the [...]

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friday night football

   willy and deacon jones were at the coffee shop this morning… all excited about the season opener tonight  against north-west…
     they were discussin the road trip to the game and where to dine before kick-off…
   the jackrabbits have a new quarterback this year,willy says he’s takin us to the promised land… hopefully that’s in the [...]

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gaulded granny

   taylor pitched again last night in auborn new york… six more shut-out innings in the books… seven strike-outs… no walks… five hits..
    granny was listening to the game on the computer while watching the box scores on a second site…
   the releiver for heath gave up three runs in the seventh inning and threw a [...]

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i-da-hoe

   what about that slimey senator from idaho ??  larry craig .. making disgusting  advances in a disgusting place against some dude in the airport men’s room stall next to his….
    i’ve visited one of those places.. only briefly… never found it stimulating or erotic… just one step above an out-door toilet..  hold your breath while [...]

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helmsley’s hound

     leona helmsley passed last week….she croaked !! she’s the lady who said only the little people pay taxes… spent a year or so with uncle bud for income tax evasion…
   the reading of her will took place yesterday… she left two of her grandkids  nothing… the others got five million provided they visit grandpaw helmsley’s grave-site [...]

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moon rise in montague

 late yesterday i got a call from the park-ranger… it was dusky dark.. he was entertaining a female guest under the gazebo , overlooking the lake , at the state park…. he and the strawberry roan were watching the full moon rise over all that farming equipment from clickedy-clack reeves estate sale.. tom bought it [...]

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recycled cyclist

     i had a sports correspondant embedded deep in the recent ” hotter’n hell hundred” bike race..to report on points of interest and relate stories of the participants…he was not sponcered directly by the poison pen but promised to make mental notes during the ride…at age 59….
   he took his daughter to help disguise his [...]

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tom’s staff

   i lost the e-mail address to tom’s staff at brady-oil.. this is an attempt to contact them in regards to a story-line concerning tom and a trip to dallas..
  it’s my understanding they are teetering on the edge , deciding whether to break the story or not..
   i’m hereby declaring to offer a dollar-off [...]

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